A Woman Married a Tree in Order to Save It From Destruction...Wait, What?

[gamewell45]

And she got the idea from Women in Mexico that are marrying Trees to stop deforestation. Liberalism is a mental disorder, and its showing.




True love never dies, baby. At least that is what one lady hopes is true in order to save a beloved ficus tree in her hometown. She loves that bad boy so much, she decided to marry it.


Karen Cooper betrothed a tree in her hometown in order to protest potential removal. According to the News Press, she got the idea from a group of women in Mexico who do a similar activity in hopes of drawing attention and thereby public support against deforestation.


Supposedly, it worked.


It appears obvious that the tree is not going anywhere. If there is some major update, this story will reflect it. But for now, let us look back to a decade ago and to one of the greatest Youtube videos of all time. A group of hippies in 2008 in North Carolina screamed their hearts out in a wooded glen in order to show their love for trees. It truly is must watch TV. Never change tree huggers, never change......snip~


https://townhall.com/tipsheet/timoth...-what-n2464603

I wonder if she, now being married, has an affair with a human being or another tree, if the existing tree can sue for divorce?

[MMC]

I wonder if she, now being married, has an affair with a human being or another tree, if the existing tree can sue for divorce?

Dunno.....but she might want to watchout for the Dogwood.

[Abby08]

Well, it's like this, it's the sign of the times, men marrying men, women marrying women, men turning themselves into women, women turning themselves into men and, the rest of the population expected to not only accept it, but, embrace it....if a woman wants to marry a tree, I guess it's her right.

[MMC]

Well, it's like this, it's the sign of the times, men marrying men, women marrying women, men turning themselves into women, women turning themselves into men and, the rest of the population expected to not only accept it, but, embrace it....if a woman wants to marry a tree, I guess it's her right.

Poplar Tree, huh?

[gamewell45]

Dunno.....but she might want to watchout for the Dogwood.

Haha

[jigglepete]

Was it this chick?

[donttread]

I wonder if she, now being married, has an affair with a human being or another tree, if the existing tree can sue for divorce?

Being married she should spend her nights with the tree after all that's practically part of the vows

[Common]

Well, it's like this, it's the sign of the times, men marrying men, women marrying women, men turning themselves into women, women turning themselves into men and, the rest of the population expected to not only accept it, but, embrace it....if a woman wants to marry a tree, I guess it's her right.

I want to know how they will consumate the marriage

[MMC]

I want to know how they will consumate the marriage

More than likely with a lil sapling.

[MMC]

Being married she should spend her nights with the tree after all that's practically part of the vows

Really get into that tree hugging, huh?