Alcoholic poop juice. I'm lovin it.
Alcoholic poop juice. I'm lovin it.
Faith can move mountains, but don't forget to bring your shovel.
I'm regretting it.
Every time I log on.
Cop -"have you been drinking tonight? I smell crap on your breath"
Driver - "Ummmm"
" I'm old-fashioned. I like two sexes! And another thing, all of a sudden I don't like being married to what is known as a 'new woman'. I want a wife, not a competitor. Competitor! Competitor!" - Spencer Tracy in 'Adam's Rib' (1949)
Art thou every retard among us related to thine uncle or mistress by way of moral or illegitimate rendezvous? Thus, we are one side of the other's coin by luck or pluck. - Jimmyz
Every post I read ...