The FBI Tried To Seduce Me with Taylor Swift

[Mini Me]

The level of restraint on my liberty rises to an unlawful seizure of the person (I am being deprived of enough rights and privileges to allege that). They have blocked my incoming and outgoing email (or at least beaten me to the recipients and told them not to help me). I have been blocked from the legal profession. I am being barred from interacting with women or having intercourse. They harass me at every place of employment. They had me domestically abused 24/7 for 2 years. I'm under continuous surveillance. And for some reason no one has written a comment on any of my blog posts but me.

They are doing stuff. They are controlling my interactions to some extent. Forum participation is one form of communication that I appear to have been given some access to.

Right to the FBI (go to their web tip form) or DOJ (askdoj@usdoj.gov) tell them to stop blocking my access to sex partners. Send a link to my blog -- they'll know my identity.

Perhaps your reputation preceded you!

[Common Sense]

Alright. I have eliminated "Troll" and "Political Agent" from my previous list. All that remains is that you are either:
1) High as hell
or
2) A paranoid schizophrenic

I'm leaning towards #2.

I think you need help....seriously, honestly. To the point where I am sorry that I made fun of you before. I hope you find help.

At this point I won't mock or poke fun of our new poster. Certainly none of us will be able to help this person, but knowing two people with schizophrenia (one who has passed), the telltale signs are there.

I really hope they seek help, but nothing we can do here will help. In fact it would more likely have the opposite effect.

After looking at the blog, I too feel bad about mocking him.

Best of luck to him.

[Endofdays]

Alright. I have eliminated "Troll" and "Political Agent" from my previous list. All that remains is that you are either:
1) High as hell
or
2) A paranoid schizophrenic

I'm leaning towards #2.

I think you need help....seriously, honestly. To the point where I am sorry that I made fun of you before. I hope you find help.

Oh yeah, the guy who hasn't cited a single piece of factual matter to support his claims is credible

Get real man. I'm done wasting my breath...

[jimmyz]

The OP is lucky in a sense.The FBI tried to seduce me too, but all they used was a Snickers bar and a $20 Circuit City gift card. Sadly it worked.

You got ripped off. Circuit City went out of business years ago.

[Tahuyaman]

Keep in mind, this is not all in my head...

Ok. Whatever you say.

[Common]

Orion Rules and Endofdays should get together and start a cult. Annnnnd share their acid dealer's contact information with me.

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