Alzheimer's?
(Please avert your eyes if you tend towards pc)
A woman is with her missing husband's doctor, the doctor says " your husband has been diagnosed with either Aids, or Alzheimer's I am sorry, we don't know which." The wife replies " oh my, what ever should I do?!" The doctor replies, "well, if he comes home? Don't fvck him."
Sorry, sorry (but I'm not sorry).