View Full Version : Butter, Margarine and Candles
Chris
03-07-2013, 09:08 PM
The science behind butter vs margerine...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KG_ybdk1VaE
And you can make a candle from butter!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ge1O9rH__5Y#!
Dr. Who
03-07-2013, 09:19 PM
Cool idea about the butter and toilet paper. However I am sure his wife was not thrilled with cutting the butter on the furniture. :shocked:
oceanloverOH
03-07-2013, 09:45 PM
Butter candles.......I love the smell of melted butter, but I can imagine the cleanup after the thing burns down would suck.
Chris
03-07-2013, 09:54 PM
I think it all burns away.
Captain Obvious
03-07-2013, 09:55 PM
I guess nobody here ever lit a fart.
oceanloverOH
03-07-2013, 10:59 PM
I guess nobody here ever lit a fart.
How would anyone ever get through their teenage years without doing that? Except maybe Chloe....can't imagine her doing anything so crude. It was fun, though. One of the guys in the crowd I hung out with as a teen could fart on command. His lit up to the most beautiful shade of blue........... :fart:
Captain Obvious
03-07-2013, 11:12 PM
Before computers, youtube - I spend my days of misguided youth at my buddie's uncle's cottage way up on the river in PA.
One weekend we were all sitting around the living room, in the dark (power was out) with candles lit drinking beer and just bullshitting when I got up to go to the bathroom. Felt a fart brewing so I randomly stuck my ass up to one of the candles and let 'er rip.
I'm told the flame trace ran up my asscrack and lit the base of my then mullet aflame along with a silk centerpiece that my buddie's uncle's wife had out on that coffee table. Half the crowd freaked out trying to put the flames out (including me and my hair) and the other half went hysterical.
My nickname was (still is) Sweetchuck and we still talk about "Sweetchuck's flaming asshole" to this day.
oceanloverOH
03-07-2013, 11:25 PM
Sweetchuck, I think you just got a new VIP nickname. Right, Conley?
Peter1469
03-07-2013, 11:54 PM
Margerine is high in Omega 6s and causes inflammation. It is unhealthy. Butter is fine in moderation.
Conley
03-08-2013, 01:23 AM
My nickname was (still is) Sweetchuck and we still talk about "Sweetchuck's flaming asshole" to this day.
Sweetchuck, I think you just got a new VIP nickname. Right, @Conley (http://thepoliticalforums.com/member.php?u=14)?
oceanloverOH actually I think I'll go with "flaming asshole" :evil: :grin:
Always sorta figured Captain O was a flamer.
oceanloverOH
03-08-2013, 06:28 AM
Now that's just mean. How about "Sweet Asshole"? :f_run:
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