thr REAL COUNTRY MUSICC THREAD

[Santa's Little Helper]

Got some ass kicking country music lay it down this the Honky Tonk


Taylor Swift and Kenny Faggot Chesny types NEED NOT APPLY

Here is Guitars Caddilacs Hillbilly Music and those long lonely street I call home


Where I come from its Corn Bread and I come from alot of front porch pickin


To lay it downhome for the ladies Will you be the Queen of my DOUBLE WIDE TRAILE

R

[Captain Obvious]

Need a pee bottle?

[KC]

The master.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkztDzpTHKA

[Chloe]

What's wrong with Taylor Swift and Kenny Chesney? I'm going to a Taylor Swift concert this summer actually.

[KC]

Y'all postin' in a real country music thread

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[KC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usxi3mk1k3g

[Captain Obvious]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgNU2NQd7d0

[Conley]

What's wrong with Taylor Swift and Kenny Chesney? I'm going to a Taylor Swift concert this summer actually.

Nothing wrong with those two at all. But what I gather from the OP is that this is a thread about "REAL COUNTRY MUSICC" which I guess means taking a few hits off the ol' corn cob crack pipe before you can post up

[KC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE5pM1HXxlI

[Private Pickle]

I'm gonna go ahead and ignore the incoherent OP because I love the premise.

Real Country Music:

Willie Nelson
Patsy Cline
Hank Williams Sr.
Johnny Cash
Dolly Parton
Waylon Jennings

Just for starters.

[Mister D]

Prefer regional music. "Country" is mass marketed genre.

[KC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1b2M8u90yQ

[Chloe]

I like George Strait if that counts

[Chloe]

Nothing wrong with those two at all. But what I gather from the OP is that this is a thread about "REAL COUNTRY MUSICC" which I guess means taking a few hits off the ol' corn cob crack pipe before you can post up


http://youtu.be/AgFeZr5ptV8

So this is probably not what he has in mind :)

Fun song though

[Conley]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV-Z1YwaOiw

[Santa's Little Helper]

If you wanna play In TEXAS gotta have a fiddle and a band that mean guitar is hot but not for texas so rosin up that bow


I remember down in Houston we was putting on a shoe and some old boy jumpef up and yeller Ha Ha joe

He sAid boys we love what you doin please dont get us wrong theres just someting missing in you song

[Captain Obvious]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV-Z1YwaOiw

Didn't click that video, but those bazookas look brrrrrritskyable.

[Conley]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnepPZChA5U

[Santa's Little Helper]

Shes gone county look at them boots

She gone coutry getteing back 2 her roots


she gone COINTRY

[Conley]

Didn't click that video, but those bazookas look brrrrrritskyable.

weapons of mass distraction

[KC]

Edited because Conley put me in my place :cry:

[Captain Obvious]

weapons of mass distraction

She put the _____ in country.

[Conley]

Well in that case...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDm_ZHyYTrg

refer to post #18

:angry:

[Santa's Little Helper]

Nothing wrong with those two at all. But what I gather from the OP is that this is a thread about "REAL COUNTRY MUSICC" which I guess means taking a few hits off the ol' corn cob crack pipe before you can post up


Conley do they make corn cob Chore Boy cause this I gotta see

[Conley]

Edited because @Conley (http://thepoliticalforums.com/member.php?u=14) put me in my place :cry:

You get a pass because of the dog masks!! Your video was better anyhoo...friends?

[Conley]

@Conley (http://thepoliticalforums.com/member.php?u=14) do they make corn cob Chore Boy cause this I gotta see

Yeah but corn cobs don't really work as well for scrubbin pots and pans

[KC]

You get a pass because of the dog masks!! Your video was better anyhoo...friends?

Friends. For a change this time I'm the

http://oyster.ignimgs.com/mediawiki/apis.ign.com/pokemon-blue-version/b/b2/Slowpoke.gif

:grin:

[Santa's Little Helper]

Dont call him a COWBOY until you seen him ride cause that stetson hat and them fancy boot dont tell you whats inside NO

And if he aint no good in the saddle honey you wont be satisfied so dont call him a cowboy until you seen him ride

[KC]

Dont call him a COWBOY until you seen him ride cause that stetson hat and them fancy boot dont tell you whats inside NO

And if he aint no good in the saddle honey you wont be satisfied so dont call him a cowboy until you seen him ride

Mmmhmmm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmEvxswn4IY

[Private Pickle]

Shes gone county look at them boots

She gone coutry getteing back 2 her roots


she gone COINTRY

Dafuq?

[KC]

Dafuq?
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/290/698/c3e.jpg

[littlejohn]

I'm gonna go ahead and ignore the incoherent OP because I love the premise.

Real Country Music:

Willie Nelson
Patsy Cline
Hank Williams Sr.
Johnny Cash
Dolly Parton
Waylon Jennings

Just for starters.
I dont know what "real" means, but that list is ok. :-)
Most of those folks came along a little later , and had help from the Buck Owens, the Bakersfield crowd... (who started it all from a mainstream perspective )
Hank Sr, didnt get to be famous in his lifetime, was considered a fringe artist, in his time, but has endured, so yeah, he's on there.
But you left out Merle Haggard, and Loretta Lynn ..... Can't leave them out.
Also , someone who was maybe not superstar status but is my personal favorite... is Emmy Lou Harris. would like to see her on the list.

I got over you just long enough to let my heartaches mend. And today, I started loving you again...... YEAH MAN> Merle.

[Captain Obvious]

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/290/698/c3e.jpg

Pilfering that.

[Private Pickle]

I dont know what "real" means, but that list is ok. :-)
Most of those folks came along a little later , and had help from the Buck Owens, the Bakersfield crowd... (who started it all from a mainstream perspective )
Hank Sr, didnt get to be famous in his lifetime, was considered a fringe artist, in his time, but has endured, so yeah, he's on there.
But you left out Merle Haggard, and Loretta Lynn ..... Can't leave them out.
Also , someone who was maybe not superstar status but is my personal favorite... is Emmy Lou Harris. would like to see her on the list.

I got over you just long enough to let my heartaches mend. And today, I started loving you again...... YEAH MAN> Merle.

Yeah...my list certainly wasn't original country...if we are talking original we gotta mention people like the Carters, Dalhart and Jimmie Rodgers. My list is just indicative of a few people that made me love Country music.

[Private Pickle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lct0WijJmuU

[littlejohn]

Yeah...my list certainly wasn't original country...if we are talking original we gotta mention people like the Carters, Dalhart and Jimmie Rodgers. My list is just indicative of a few people that made me love Country music.
Me too. i used to really like it but had to part ways. After a certain point something went wrong with it. Not sure when or what that was. i think maybe George Strait., Randy Travis., Martina McBride and the Reba Mac .,might have been the the end of it...after that it got kind of blurry.
These days i really cant tolerate it at all. it's like, if i hear one more winy ass cry baby in a cowboy hat... I might have to jump off the roof.

[Conley]

Anyone remember when Garth Brooks turned into Chris Gaines? :roflmao:

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