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spunkloaf
11-21-2011, 11:28 PM
Question: What is the difference between a dead baby and an egg salad sandwich?



This one is so bad, I will only answer it when somebody asks me to.

Conley
11-22-2011, 12:04 AM
Question: What is the difference between a dead baby and an egg salad sandwich?



This one is so bad, I will only answer it when somebody asks me to.


Egg salad tastes better?

wingrider
11-22-2011, 12:44 AM
A man comes home from work early and hears noises coming from upstairs.. he goes up opens the door and sees his wife getting it on with the neighbor.. He screams out " what the hell do you think you're doing?' the wife looks down at the guy she is with and says " see I told you he was stupid"

spunkloaf
11-22-2011, 08:05 AM
Question: What is the difference between a dead baby and an egg salad sandwich?



This one is so bad, I will only answer it when somebody asks me to.


Egg salad tastes better?



No. The difference between an egg salad sandwich and a dead baby is I don't fuck the egg salad sandwich before I eat it.


:o

Told you it was bad!!!!

Conley
11-22-2011, 09:18 AM
A man comes home from work early and hears noises coming from upstairs.. he goes up opens the door and sees his wife getting it on with the neighbor.. He screams out " what the hell do you think you're doing?' the wife looks down at the guy she is with and says " see I told you he was stupid"


:roflmao: That is a good one.

spunkloaf
11-22-2011, 10:47 AM
What's red and white and hangs in trees?


A baby run over by a snow blower.




What's grosser than a truck full of dead babies?


Using a pitch fork to scoop them out.




What do you give a dead baby for Christmas?


A dead puppy.

MMC
11-22-2011, 01:16 PM
How do you make a dead baby Float?

Root beer, Ice Cream and 2 scoops of dead baby.....

spunkloaf
11-22-2011, 11:26 PM
How do you make a dead baby Float?

Root beer, Ice Cream and 2 scoops of dead baby.....


I was gonna say take your foot off it's head...but ok.

spunkloaf
11-22-2011, 11:28 PM
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?



When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

spunkloaf
11-22-2011, 11:29 PM
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?




Art.

spunkloaf
11-22-2011, 11:30 PM
How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?




Depends on how hard you throw them.

spunkloaf
11-22-2011, 11:31 PM
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?



With a blender







How do you get them out again?



With tortilla chips

spunkloaf
11-22-2011, 11:33 PM
Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus?












...I don't know why they didn't either.

spunkloaf
11-22-2011, 11:36 PM
What's red and creeps up your leg?






A homesick abortion.

spunkloaf
11-22-2011, 11:40 PM
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib?




A pedophiles ass