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OGIS
11-30-2020, 11:24 AM
I love this. It's almost better than the statue scam in the Illuminatus trilogy.

1) 3 months from now: GREETINGS I AM DONALD J. TRUMP, YOU MAY KNOW I WAS ILEGALY OVERTHROWN AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES but I was able to transfer $25MILLIONUS to a SWISS bank ACCOUNT. I cannot access theze fundbecause of PERSECUTION but I am reaching out TO PATRIOTS

2) WHO SUPPORTED ME from mailing lists kept by my FAVORITE SON DONALD JR who I can trust to SEND THESE FUND so the DEEP STATE and pedophies of SLEEPY JOE BIDEN cannot seize them and I can CONTINUE MY FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AND YOU

3) ... PLEASE click the link below to VERIFY YOUR BANKING INFORMATION and I will transfer a PERCENTAGE (LArge) of THE FUNDS and gift you 10% COMMISSION (many millions) for AIDING ME AND TRUE PATRIOTS. XX (https://twitter.com/jonrog1/status/1332480810570575873)

Calypso Jones
11-30-2020, 11:30 AM
THat's more like the Joe Biden Crime family isn't it?

Davis
11-30-2020, 11:31 AM
Reflexive behavior is reflexive.

Calypso Jones
11-30-2020, 11:39 AM
Reflexive behavior is reflexive.



if anyone should know that, y'all should.
The democrats, the left, are liars and cheaters. That is the only way they can win.

Davis
11-30-2020, 11:41 AM
if anyone should know that, y'all should.
The democrats, the left, are liars and cheaters. That is the only way they can win.

The next recount should put Trump over the top, don't you think?

Chris
11-30-2020, 11:48 AM
Who the heck is John Rogers?

Bottom feeding for nonsense? Go back to socialism.

OGIS
11-30-2020, 12:02 PM
if anyone should know that, y'all should.
The democrats, the left, are liars and cheaters. That is the only way they can win.

With the Right, every accusation is a confession.

OGIS
11-30-2020, 12:04 PM
The next recount should put Trump over the top, don't you think?

LOL, didn't the last one up Biden's count by 57 votes?

Trumpansies: "WHAAAAA! WHAAAAA!!! COUNTING THE VOTES IS UNFAIR! TRUMP WON BY POPULAR ACCAIMATION!!! WHAAAAA!!! WHAAAAA!!!"

Everyone else: "LOL!"

Tahuyaman
11-30-2020, 12:53 PM
I love this. It's almost better than the statue scam in the Illuminatus trilogy.

1) 3 months from now: GREETINGS I AM DONALD J. TRUMP, YOU MAY KNOW I WAS ILEGALY OVERTHROWN AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES but I was able to transfer $25MILLIONUS to a SWISS bank ACCOUNT. I cannot access theze fundbecause of PERSECUTION but I am reaching out TO PATRIOTS

2) WHO SUPPORTED ME from mailing lists kept by my FAVORITE SON DONALD JR who I can trust to SEND THESE FUND so the DEEP STATE and pedophies of SLEEPY JOE BIDEN cannot seize them and I can CONTINUE MY FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AND YOU

3) ... PLEASE click the link below to VERIFY YOUR BANKING INFORMATION and I will transfer a PERCENTAGE (LArge) of THE FUNDS and gift you 10% COMMISSION (many millions) for AIDING ME AND TRUE PATRIOTS. XX (https://twitter.com/jonrog1/status/1332480810570575873)
I thought this guy was supposed to be creative?

OGIS
11-30-2020, 01:10 PM
I love this. It's almost better than the statue scam in the Illuminatus trilogy.

1) 3 months from now: GREETINGS I AM DONALD J. TRUMP, YOU MAY KNOW I WAS ILEGALY OVERTHROWN AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES but I was able to transfer $25MILLIONUS to a SWISS bank ACCOUNT. I cannot access theze fundbecause of PERSECUTION but I am reaching out TO PATRIOTS

2) WHO SUPPORTED ME from mailing lists kept by my FAVORITE SON DONALD JR who I can trust to SEND THESE FUND so the DEEP STATE and pedophies of SLEEPY JOE BIDEN cannot seize them and I can CONTINUE MY FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AND YOU

3) ... PLEASE click the link below to VERIFY YOUR BANKING INFORMATION and I will transfer a PERCENTAGE (LArge) of THE FUNDS and gift you 10% COMMISSION (many millions) for AIDING ME AND TRUE PATRIOTS. XX (https://twitter.com/jonrog1/status/1332480810570575873)


I thought this guy was supposed to be creative?


Yeah, writing a parody of a Nigerian 419 scam isn't too creative. It's obvious as all hell, and funny. Someone had to do it, so I guess John Rogers just ran with it.

iT dOEs SeEm like A LetDowN FroM LEvErAge, the lIbRAriAns, jAckIe CHAN ADVENtures, And bLUe bEETLe, thoUGH.

Yes, that's sarcasm. None of those were impressive.

Tahuyaman
11-30-2020, 01:13 PM
Yeah, writing a parody of a Nigerian 419 scam isn't too creative. It's obvious as all hell, and funny. Someone had to do it, so I guess John Rogers just ran with it.

iT dOEs SeEm like A LetDowN FroM LEvErAge, the lIbRAriAns, jAckIe CHAN ADVENtures, And bLUe bEETLe, thoUGH.

Yes, that's sarcasm. None of those were impressive.
Clownish.

Mister D
11-30-2020, 01:24 PM
I thought this guy was supposed to be creative?
He is kind of lame, I guess.

Tahuyaman
11-30-2020, 01:26 PM
He is kind of lame, I guess.
He thinks he’s clever and creative, so that’s the only thing which matters. As long as he’s amusing himself all is good.

Cletus
11-30-2020, 01:27 PM
I love this. It's almost better than the statue scam in the Illuminatus trilogy.

1) 3 months from now: GREETINGS I AM DONALD J. TRUMP, YOU MAY KNOW I WAS ILEGALY OVERTHROWN AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES but I was able to transfer $25MILLIONUS to a SWISS bank ACCOUNT. I cannot access theze fundbecause of PERSECUTION but I am reaching out TO PATRIOTS

2) WHO SUPPORTED ME from mailing lists kept by my FAVORITE SON DONALD JR who I can trust to SEND THESE FUND so the DEEP STATE and pedophies of SLEEPY JOE BIDEN cannot seize them and I can CONTINUE MY FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AND YOU

3) ... PLEASE click the link below to VERIFY YOUR BANKING INFORMATION and I will transfer a PERCENTAGE (LArge) of THE FUNDS and gift you 10% COMMISSION (many millions) for AIDING ME AND TRUE PATRIOTS. XX (https://twitter.com/jonrog1/status/1332480810570575873)


Are all Democrats as stupid and annoying as you?

That is a serious question.

OGIS
11-30-2020, 01:32 PM
Are all Democrats as stupid and annoying as you?

That is a serious question.

Why does the post bother you?

That is a serious question.

Tahuyaman
11-30-2020, 01:34 PM
Are all Democrats as stupid and annoying as you?

That is a serious question.

At least the ones here are.

OGIS
11-30-2020, 01:36 PM
At least the ones here are.

And yet, here you are.

One would think you would leave for another forum with more intelligent posters.

I guess you just like slumming?

Cletus
11-30-2020, 01:38 PM
Why does the post bother you?

That is a serious question.

It is childish. It is not clever. It does not stimulate serious discussion. It just makes you look incredibly juvenile and stump stupid and there is more than enough of that around here.

Right now, people are pissed off. Half the country believes Biden won the election through the use of fraud. All you are doing with your stupid posts is throwing gasoline on the fire. You can do that because you know you are anonymous here. You can be as much of an asshole as you want and you know nobody is going to put a boot up your ass.

The fact that you can doesn't mean you should.

That was a serious answer.

Cletus
11-30-2020, 01:39 PM
At least the ones here are.
They are. It is like someone put out a casting call for Democrat Morons and they all showed up.

Tahuyaman
11-30-2020, 01:45 PM
And yet, here you are.

One would think you would leave for another forum with more intelligent posters.

I guess you just like slumming?
This guy is beyond clownish.

OGIS
11-30-2020, 01:57 PM
It is childish. It is not clever. It does not stimulate serious discussion. It just makes you look incredibly juvenile and stump stupid and there is more than enough of that around here.

Right now, people are pissed off. Half the country believes Biden won the election through the use of fraud. All you are doing with your stupid posts is throwing gasoline on the fire. You can do that because you know you are anonymous here. You can be as much of an $#@! as you want and you know nobody is going to put a boot up your ass.

The fact that you can doesn't mean you should.

That was a serious answer.

Thank you! No, seriously, thank you.

So what you are saying is that my posts are throwing more shade on butthurt conservative feelings.

Wow. You're right. I understand that. You're feelings are being hurt. You know what?

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Tahuyaman
11-30-2020, 02:02 PM
When in doubt, double down on the buffoonery.

EvilCat Breath
11-30-2020, 02:03 PM
Are all Democrats as stupid and annoying as you?

That is a serious question.

Democrats are not worth the dirt it takes to dig a democrat grave.

OGIS
11-30-2020, 02:05 PM
When in doubt, double down on the buffoonery.

Need some cream for that butthurt?

Cletus
11-30-2020, 02:06 PM
Thank you! No, seriously, thank you.

So what you are saying is that my posts are throwing more shade on butthurt conservative feelings.

No, that is not what I am saying. What I am saying is that you are making yourself look quite the fool. If you were smarter, you would have understood that.



Wow. You're right. I understand that. You're feelings are being hurt.


My feelings aren't being hurt. You don't matter enough to have that effect. Interacting with you is more along the lines of having a cockroach drop down from the ceiling and land on your head. It is more about revulsion than anything else. I do have to admit though, there is also a certain amount of pity involved. I can't imagine being so desperate for attention that I would have to reduce myself to what you have become in order to get noticed.

It must be terrible for you.

Chris
11-30-2020, 02:06 PM
Need some cream for that butthurt?

Are you sure you can spare any?

OGIS
11-30-2020, 02:08 PM
No, that is not what I am saying. What I am saying is that you are making yourself look quite the fool. If you were smarter, you would have understood that.





My feelings aren't being hurt. You don't matter enough to have that effect. Interacting with you is more along the lines of having a $#@!roach drop down from the ceiling and land on your head. It is more about revulsion than anything else. I do have to admit though, there is also a certain amount of pity involved. I can't imagine being so desperate for attention that I would have to reduce myself to what you have become in order to get noticed.

It must be terrible for you.

Yep. Terrible. LOL!

Cletus
11-30-2020, 02:11 PM
Yep. Terrible. LOL!
Maybe if someone would publish one of your books, you might get a little self esteem back and not feel such a need to debase yourself.

Davis
11-30-2020, 03:11 PM
Need some cream for that butthurt?

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/514mMjTMFGL._SX466_.jpg

The Booman
11-30-2020, 03:13 PM
Still going on about bottoms.

Tahuyaman
11-30-2020, 03:22 PM
Need some cream for that butthurt?
After doubling down on the buffoonery make comments which aren’t relative to anything posted in this thread.

Tahuyaman
11-30-2020, 03:22 PM
Still going on about bottoms.
Some of these guys are just plain weird.

The Booman
11-30-2020, 03:35 PM
Some of these guys are just plain weird.

Not guys, children.

Tahuyaman
11-30-2020, 03:42 PM
I think a Biden administration is going to make these liberals even more weird. I also think that when ever you criticize anything the Biden /Harris administration does, they will divert to a Trump rant.

countryboy
11-30-2020, 03:47 PM
It is childish. It is not clever. It does not stimulate serious discussion. It just makes you look incredibly juvenile and stump stupid and there is more than enough of that around here.

Right now, people are pissed off. Half the country believes Biden won the election through the use of fraud. All you are doing with your stupid posts is throwing gasoline on the fire. You can do that because you know you are anonymous here. You can be as much of an asshole as you want and you know nobody is going to put a boot up your ass.

The fact that you can doesn't mean you should.

That was a serious answer.

Boot up his ass? Hell, they'll probably make him a moderator.

Mister D
11-30-2020, 03:51 PM
I think a Biden administration is going to make these liberals even more weird. I also think that when ever you criticize anything the Biden /Harris administration does, they will divert to a Trump rant.
This guy was pretty weird already.

Tahuyaman
11-30-2020, 04:02 PM
This guy was pretty weird already.
He’ll get worse. Trust me on that one.

Mister D
11-30-2020, 04:38 PM
He’ll get worse. Trust me on that one.
He already has. What he calls "Sponge Bob writing" takes things to a new level of lame. It's just not funny at all.

Tahuyaman
11-30-2020, 04:49 PM
He already has. What he calls "Sponge Bob writing" takes things to a new level of lame. It's just not funny at all.
I haven’t seen the Sponge Bob thing.

jet57
11-30-2020, 04:50 PM
It is childish. It is not clever. It does not stimulate serious discussion. It just makes you look incredibly juvenile and stump stupid and there is more than enough of that around here.

Right now, people are pissed off. Half the country believes Biden won the election through the use of fraud. All you are doing with your stupid posts is throwing gasoline on the fire. You can do that because you know you are anonymous here. You can be as much of an $#@! as you want and you know nobody is going to put a boot up your ass.

The fact that you can doesn't mean you should.

That was a serious answer.

Actually it's pretty funny and meant to be that way. So what future DOES Trump have - really. After NY convicts him, then what? a run in 2024? That'll be even funnier than the OP.

Mister D
11-30-2020, 06:59 PM
I haven’t seen the Sponge Bob thing.
iTs tHis sOrT oF tHiNg.

The Booman
11-30-2020, 07:01 PM
When dies this get funny?

Tahuyaman
11-30-2020, 07:01 PM
iTs tHis sOrT oF tHiNg.

That’s childish, annoying and stupid.

John Galt
11-30-2020, 07:04 PM
if anyone should know that, y'all should.
The democrats, the left, are liars and cheaters. That is the only way they can win.
Not true. Hunter Biden lives rent free in your head, and he didn't have to do anything.

John Galt
11-30-2020, 07:05 PM
The next recount should put Trump over the top, don't you think?
LOL...every time they recount, Biden gets more votes.

The Booman
11-30-2020, 07:06 PM
LOL...every time they recount, Biden gets more votes.
That's not the point but you're too partisan to see it.

John Galt
11-30-2020, 07:07 PM
With the Right, every accusation is a confession.
Thus far. Remember 'wide stance' in airport bathrooms?

Tahuyaman
11-30-2020, 07:11 PM
Not true. Hunter Biden lives rent free in your head, and he didn't have to do anything.
Stupidity.

John Galt
11-30-2020, 07:11 PM
Thank you! No, seriously, thank you.

So what you are saying is that my posts are throwing more shade on butthurt conservative feelings.

Wow. You're right. I understand that. You're feelings are being hurt. You know what?

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Sweet revenge...uh...karma

Tahuyaman
11-30-2020, 07:11 PM
Thus far. Remember 'wide stance' in airport bathrooms?
More stupidity.

Tahuyaman
11-30-2020, 07:12 PM
LOL...every time they recount, Biden gets more votes.
It takes time to harvest more votes.

John Galt
11-30-2020, 07:13 PM
That's not the point but you're too partisan to see it.

What IS the point of counting votes then?

mamooth
11-30-2020, 10:16 PM
As the posts here demonstrate, the intersection of "conservative" and "patriot" is now an empty set. The two circles of that Venn diagram don't intersect at all.

Obviously, the "conservative" and "weeping butthurt cult" circles overlay each other almost perfectly.

OGIS
11-30-2020, 10:38 PM
He is kind of lame, I guess.

Ah, the ankle-biter emerges from his cave, blinking sleepily.

OGIS
11-30-2020, 10:40 PM
They are. It is like someone put out a casting call for Democrat Morons and they all showed up.

Oh, cool. A mass ad hom.

OGIS
11-30-2020, 10:42 PM
[derp]
Minor changes made to above quote.

jet57
11-30-2020, 10:47 PM
No, that is not what I am saying. What I am saying is that you are making yourself look quite the fool. If you were smarter, you would have understood that.





My feelings aren't being hurt. You don't matter enough to have that effect. Interacting with you is more along the lines of having a $#@!roach drop down from the ceiling and land on your head. It is more about revulsion than anything else. I do have to admit though, there is also a certain amount of pity involved. I can't imagine being so desperate for attention that I would have to reduce myself to what you have become in order to get noticed.

It must be terrible for you.

HE'S making himself look like a fool??? YOU guys are blathering about "a rigged election", "fraud", "cheating", "Trump won a second time" and HE looks like fool??

Jeezuz dude grow up and get a grip. If your feelings aren't butt hurt than why are you yelling at him? You SOUND butt hurt!