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OGIS
12-04-2020, 12:29 PM
5 Mask Mistakes People Make (https://www.hackensackmeridianhealth.org/HealthU/2020/07/10/5-mask-mistakes-people-make/)
1. Nose Outhttps://www.hackensackmeridianhealth.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/COMM-2420-Masking-Nose-1080x1080-640x640.png?x52947Wearing the mask over your nose ensures that your respiratory droplets or nasal mucus remains within your mask and also helps provide some level of protection from other people’s infectious droplets contacting the inside of your nose.

Mister D
12-04-2020, 12:31 PM
Another public service announcement from a bored old man.

OGIS
12-04-2020, 12:37 PM
Another public service announcement from a bored old man.

Actually, my wife (21 years my junior) thought it up this morning. I thought it was pretty good. Short and snappy and irreverent. (Sort of like my wife.) It just might have legs. After I stopped laughing, I put it out to several sites on the Internet. Let's see what happens.

Captain Obvious
12-04-2020, 12:41 PM
Rebuttal from the machine ragers that wearing condoms is totalitarian oppression in 3.. 2..

Mister D
12-04-2020, 12:51 PM
Actually, my wife (21 years my junior) thought it up this morning. I thought it was pretty good. Short and snappy and irreverent. (Sort of like my wife.) It just might have legs. After I stopped laughing, I put it out to several sites on the Internet. Let's see what happens.
I'm sure. That's why you're a bad writer.

Frankly, I figured you just throw your ideas out there on forums. It's really just a sounding board. If you look like an idiot (and you usually do) you're an anonymous idiot.

countryboy
12-04-2020, 12:58 PM
5 Mask Mistakes People Make (https://www.hackensackmeridianhealth.org/HealthU/2020/07/10/5-mask-mistakes-people-make/)
1. Nose Outhttps://www.hackensackmeridianhealth.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/COMM-2420-Masking-Nose-1080x1080-640x640.png?x52947Wearing the mask over your nose ensures that your respiratory droplets or nasal mucus remains within your mask and also helps provide some level of protection from other people’s infectious droplets contacting the inside of your nose.

No shit Sherlock. And wearing a mask with your eyeballs exposed isn't any better. And wearing a gaiter mask disperses the virus into the air more effectively than no mask, according to a study from Duke University. That's why mask mandates without guidelines are fucking stupid. Then we have to get these nose exposers to comply. How do you plan to do that? Bullwhips? Cattle prods? The rack? Stocks on the town square? Reeducation camps?

OGIS
12-04-2020, 01:00 PM
Rebuttal from the machine ragers that wearing condoms is totalitarian oppression in 3.. 2..

You know what would be funnier n' hell? tЯump actually declares martial law. Then - since the military is now in control (not tЯump) a military junta has tЯump shot and takes over. An excuse will be needed, of course, to then shoot the most voracious tЯump loyalists, so the junta decides that wearing masks is now mandatory. Then they arrest and shoot all the non-maskers, effectively eliminating all the fanatical Trumpers. The order of this might be reversed of course, to eliminate tЯump's support first. (I am confident that tЯump would say whatever a junta wanted him to say when appropriate persuasion was exerted on him.)

I've seen martial law in another country - from both sides. The idiots on this board have no farking idea about what can happen under it. It takes on a life of its own, and has its own damned rules.

OGIS
12-04-2020, 01:03 PM
I'm sure. That's why you're a bad writer.

Frankly, I figured you just throw your ideas out there on forums. It's really just a sounding board. If you look like an idiot (and you usually do) you're an anonymous idiot.

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carolina73
12-04-2020, 01:04 PM
If condoms had pores in them larger than sperm then this could be a reasonable comparison.

Captain Obvious
12-04-2020, 02:06 PM
Some people should wear condoms over their heads

The Xl
12-04-2020, 02:12 PM
90% of people wear it wrong, contaminate it, don't have an adequate mask, etc. It's ultimately all pointless.

Private Pickle
12-04-2020, 04:25 PM
Rebuttal from the machine ragers that wearing condoms is totalitarian oppression in 3.. 2..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk