Most Popular President In History To Be Inaugurated In Secret Behind Giant Wall

[Lazarus]

Most Popular President In History To Be Inaugurated In Secret Behind Giant Wall Guarded By Thousands Of Soldiers
January 18th, 2021
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—President-elect Joe Biden will be inaugurated this week, and due to his incredible popularity with the American people, he will be inaugurated in a top-secret location behind a massive 12-foot wall guarded by 30,000 soldiers.

"The reason President-elect Biden has to do this is that he's just so incredibly popular," said Don Lemon on CNN. "He has so many rabid fans that they might try to rush the stage as they're overcome with enthusiasm and love for Biden who is by far the most beloved candidate who has ever run for President."
In addition to the 12-foot electric fence topped with razor wire and the 30,000 heavily armed soldiers who have been vetted as Democrats, there will be flying drones programmed to target MAGA hats, a platoon of ninjas, and a moat filled with crocodiles dug all the way around the Capitol Building and White House.
Biden will then be escorted to a secret underground bunker patrolled by attack choppers where he will give the oath of office in a dark concrete room with all the recording equipment turned off.
"This is a slight break in tradition but it's necessary because Biden is just so incredibly popular and loved by the people," said Nancy Pelosi.
Sources say that Biden will be brought to an undisclosed location after the inauguration to live out his remaining days peacefully until Kamala Harris's inauguration next week.

(Courtesy Babylon Bee)

[nathanbforrest45]

This could very well be true!

[RMNIXON]

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The Democrats feel Safe now!

[FindersKeepers]

Crazy stuff. You just can't make it up.

I wonder how Joe will lead from behind his wall of fear and secrecy?

We live in interesting times.

[Daily Bread]

Mr Biden has a tough act to follow - and he's not going to be able to top it .

[RichardMZhlubb]

Yes, it is certainly the fault of Biden and his supporters that we need this unprecedented security for the inauguration. It clearly has nothing to do with the fact that the departing president is an anti-democratic lunatic who worked his simple-minded supporters into a violent frenzy by lying about the results of an election he lost.

[Peter1469]

6th October 1981: Egyptian President Anwar Sadat assassinated - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_RuvQOFeeo)

[Captdon]

Yes, it is certainly the fault of Biden and his supporters that we need this unprecedented security for the inauguration. It clearly has nothing to do with the fact that the departing president is an anti-democratic lunatic who worked his simple-minded supporters into a violent frenzy by lying about the results of an election he lost.

It takes 25,000 soldiers to protect him?

[Section31]

Crazy stuff. You just can't make it up.

I wonder how Joe will lead from behind his wall of fear and secrecy?

We live in interesting times.

Bite Me will send in the Secret Police to kill American citizens, spy on us, and monitor all social media/cell phones/etc. He got the idea after being bought off by the ChiComs.

[Section31]

Mr Biden has a tough act to follow - and he's not going to be able to top it .

What tough act?

Harris The Ho? :)

[Section31]

The first two orders from Bite Me. Stop building the wall and end the ban of terrorists from muslims countries.

Nice.

[nathanbforrest45]

Yes, it is certainly the fault of Biden and his supporters that we need this unprecedented security for the inauguration. It clearly has nothing to do with the fact that the departing president is an anti-democratic lunatic who worked his simple-minded supporters into a violent frenzy by lying about the results of an election he lost.


I think someone forgot to take their pills this afternoon.

[nathanbforrest45]

It takes 25,000 soldiers to protect him?
Do you realize that is 10 times the number we currently have in Afghanistan?

[Lazarus]

Nice to see a fellow Heinlein fan.... "I Came, I Saw, She Conquered" (The original Latin seems to have been garbled...)

[nathanbforrest45]

Nice to see a fellow Heinlein fan.... "I Came, I Saw, She Conquered" (The original Latin seems to have been garbled...)

Are you the esteemed Mr. Long?

Yes, RH did have an affinity for making females more heroic than the males in many cases. You do know the "little red headed girl" in "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" and many others was his wife?

[nathanbforrest45]

Did you see the hundreds of thousands of Trump supporters marching on State capitals and in the streets of the Cesspool Of Columbia yesterday? Come to think of it, neither did I.

The Dems will claim it was because of the show of force by the 25,000 guardsmen that they could trust. As for me, I believe it was because we were all too busy paying homage to President Donald Trump's victorious return home.

[Lazarus]

Well, I took my moniker from L. Long...tis true and I was not aware of the link with Ginny, his wife.........

[stjames1_53]

Did you see the hundreds of thousands of Trump supporters marching on State capitals and in the streets of the Cesspool Of Columbia yesterday? Come to think of it, neither did I.

The Dems will claim it was because of the show of force by the 25,000 guardsmen that they could trust. As for me, I believe it was because we were all too busy paying homage to President Donald Trump's victorious return home.

As guard towers and concertina wire kept us from our property...........

[Peter1469]

As guard towers and concertina wire kept us from our property...........
DC was effectively under marshal law.

[stjames1_53]

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—President-elect Joe Biden will be inaugurated this week, and due to his incredible popularity with the American people, he will be inaugurated in a top-secret location behind a massive 12-foot wall guarded by 30,000 soldiers.

"The reason President-elect Biden has to do this is that he's just so incredibly popular," said Don Lemon on CNN. "He has so many rabid fans that they might try to rush the stage as they're overcome with enthusiasm and love for Biden who is by far the most beloved candidate who has ever run for President."
In addition to the 12-foot electric fence topped with razor wire and the 30,000 heavily armed soldiers who have been vetted as Democrats, there will be flying drones programmed to target MAGA hats, a platoon of ninjas, and a moat filled with crocodiles dug all the way around the Capitol Building and White House.
Biden will then be escorted to a secret underground bunker patrolled by attack choppers where he will give the oath of office in a dark concrete room with all the recording equipment turned off.
"This is a slight break in tradition but it's necessary because Biden is just so incredibly popular and loved by the people," said Nancy Pelosi.
Sources say that Biden will be brought to an undisclosed location after the inauguration to live out his remaining days peacefully until Kamala Harris's inauguration next week.

(Courtesy Babylon Bee)


Sources say that Biden will be brought to an undisclosed location after the inauguration to live out his remaining days peacefully until Kamala Harris's inauguration next week.
'nuff said

[nathanbforrest45]

Well, I took my moniker from L. Long...tis true and I was not aware of the link with Ginny, his wife.........
The first of his books that I read was "The Rolling Stones" in 1954. I was hooked. I discovered later my favorite TV show "Tom Corbett and the Space Cadets" was actually written by him as well. I have read every one of this books and most of his magazine articles. I will say that his last couple of books were too strange for me and I thought he was becoming somewhat perverted in his old age.

BTW, I just saw where a First Edition "Farmham's Freehold" sold for almost $1300.00. I think I paid 75 cents for my copy!!!

[Lazarus]

Biden Sees Own Shadow, Predicting Just Six Weeks Of Being President
January 20th, 2021
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Shortly after being sworn in Wednesday, Joe Biden looked down and saw his shadow, predicting just six weeks of being president of the United States.

Biden briefly emerged from his basement to attend his inauguration, where he saw the shadow, declared he would be president for just six weeks, and then returned into hibernation to await his fate.
"Well, looky there," he said, pointing at the faintest outline of a shadow on the ground. "Looks like I'll have about six weeks in office." Biden said he is looking forward to executing his plans for the nation, from napping and calling a lid to puttering about the White House and trying not to get assassinated by Kamala Harris.
At publishing time, sources had further confirmed that on his way out of the inauguration ceremony, Biden narrowly dodged a falling anvil, an ACME dynamite trap, and a falling piano.

[ripmeister]

Crazy stuff. You just can't make it up.

I wonder how Joe will lead from behind his wall of fear and secrecy?

We live in interesting times.

LOL. Yet it is made up. :grin:

[ripmeister]

6th October 1981: Egyptian President Anwar Sadat assassinated - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_RuvQOFeeo)

Is this something you are hoping for.

[Peter1469]

Is this something you are hoping for.

They turned DC into an armed camp then remembered this. Then had the FBI investigate the troops for extremism. Funny.

[stjames1_53]

They turned DC into an armed camp then remembered this. Then had the FBI investigate the troops for extremism. Funny.

What's even funnier is that Kammi can now get stoned in the WH.....if she's next in line, they need to hide the button. She might start a a nuclear war while stoned