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Germanicus
02-03-2014, 02:38 AM
WARNING- This topic may cause discomfort to the insecure and delusional.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_envy

This is an important topic that is often avoided.

I think this is an important topic that does not get nearly enough attention.

I have measured my penis. More than once. The first time I did it I was like 18. Years old. And I was so happy because it was much bigger than I thought. (: Just like all things about me I clear average no trouble. I am above average in every possible way. I assumed it was pretty average before I measured it. Now being above average in the area of penis size is nothing to get all that excited about because they say an average penis is only like 5.5-6.5 inches depending on who you believe. Thats not very big at all and nothing to get all that excited about.

So average is actually pretty boring. You want more than that. Dont you? So the reason you want more is because you need a decent size penis to give females those deep satisfying cervical orgasms that require a penis that is at least a little bigger than average. Like you may not need porn cock but you are going to need at least a slighlty above average penis to give the girl that deeply satisfying cervical orgasm. Now think about that for a second. Most guys dont have that... (: Is this why there are so many unsatisfied females out there? Because the majority of men are unable to give their partners cervical orgasms? (:

Now not only is a decent sized penis important for giving females both clitoral and cervical orgasms but the visual factor of packing a healthy sized penis is also important. Females like to see a nice big healthy penis much more than a boring average one. A large penis is exciting for females. And for homosexuals. The visual factor cannot be discounted.

So. Bigger is better. Especially with a penis. If you disagree then you must kidding yourself.

We all know that African have the largest average penis. And we also know that Asians and Indians have the smallest penes.

So. If you are not packing porn cock then maybe you should move to China. (: Over there your above average, but not quite porn cock will be porn cock.. (: Asians have pretty small penes. They seem to have smaller babies as well right? Asians seem smaller in all areas to me. Like on average. If you have a small or average penis then stay the hell away from Africa. (:

But anyway, heaps of guys are only packing an average penis. If your penis is between 8-10 inches you got the golden ticket. If not you may have trouble giving those deeply satisfying cervical orgasms to your loved one with any kind of consistency. There are just so many unsatisfied females out there when you consider all of this.

They say that heaps of men exagerate the size of their penis by like 2 inches. Which is a scary thought for females. Like these guys actually believe it. Im not one of those. If anything I sell myself short. What I would like is 12 inches. I am between 7 and 8. ( High water mark is above 8, which is almost porn cock really ) With a pump I think I could maybe be 9-10. But who has time for one of those? And I cant imagine using one of those is attractive or convenient.

Anyway, how long is your penis? ( also the thickness is also all important you must know ) Are you happy with it? Would you like it to be a little bigger? Or do you not care about these things? Is your partner satisfied? Are you sure? (:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hP2sXERhuXA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITPudAhXPuI

edit- technically, I do live in Asia. ( Australia is an Asian nation. )So for my region my cock is kind of massive. (:

And are Asians bringing down the global averages?

edit- men have made females feel guilt for telling the truth about desirable penis size. Ladies across the world should not be ashamed to tell the truth that bigger is better. Especially as far as penes are concerned.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShVzWDp5DsQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7gFlSGXt_k


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3o9ID98ZP0

sachem
02-03-2014, 04:42 AM
I'm speechless.

zelmo1234
02-03-2014, 06:54 AM
You will have to ask Cigars Wife? :)

Cigar
02-03-2014, 08:03 AM
You know what they say, if you got to ask ... then you obviously don't know. :grin:

Codename Section
02-03-2014, 08:26 AM
Just call me Charlie Bucket then.

Captain Obvious
02-03-2014, 09:24 AM
I read somewhere that the majority of women's orgasms (something like 80%) occur orally and that the size didn't make a difference either way.

nathanbforrest45
02-03-2014, 09:29 AM
Mine may be short, but its not very big around.

Heyduke
02-03-2014, 09:51 AM
Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.

First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."

Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"

The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick.""

Heyduke
02-03-2014, 09:52 AM
A man is looking very sorrowful on a street corner.

Another man approaches him and asks, "What's the problem?"

The man says, " I got one wish from a Genie, and he gave me this box with a very small man inside playing a very small piano."

the other man says, "Why are you so sad? The very small man plays beautifully, you could make a fortune if you took this act on the road."

The man says, "Maybe, but I didn't exactly ask the Genie for an 18 inch pianist."

Captain Obvious
02-03-2014, 10:10 AM
A man is looking very sorrowful on a street corner.

Another man approaches him and asks, "What's the problem?"

The man says, " I got one wish from a Genie, and he gave me this box with a very small man inside playing a very small piano."

the other man says, "Why are you so sad? The very small man plays beautifully, you could make a fortune if you took this act on the road."

The man says, "Maybe, but I didn't exactly ask the Genie for an 18 inch pianist."

Yeah, I'll counter that.

Guy walks into a bar with a tiny man on his shoulder. Guy orders a beer and sandwich and when the bartender brings it out the little guy jumps down and kicks the beer over and pisses on the sandwich. Guy tells the bartender "that's ok, I'll pay for it, just bring me another one" so the bartender does and the little guy does the same thing.

Bartender says "hey - not trying to be nebby, but what's up with this little guy, he won't let you enjoy your sandwich". Guy says "well, it happened about 6 months ago, I was walking along the beach and found this brass lamp and after rubbing it a bit a genie appeared and offered me one wish, so I wished for a 10 inch prick".

Captain Obvious
02-03-2014, 10:31 AM
http://www.slate.com/articles/sports/fivering_circus/2012/08/iceland_handball_2012_the_penises_of_the_icelandic _handball_team_inspired_a_sculpture_and_touched_of f_a_controversy_.html

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/sports/fivering_circus/2012/08/120808_penisLaunchModule.jpg.CROP.rectangle3-large.jpg

MrJimmyDale
02-03-2014, 11:33 AM
I've got a helmet sticker that says "I'm hung like Einstein and smart as a horse"

Germanicus
02-03-2014, 03:59 PM
Haa!

sachem
02-03-2014, 04:02 PM
The important thing is to learn how to use what nature gave ya.