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Matty
04-06-2014, 01:30 PM
Baked cupcakes this morning. Is he okay?

Kabuki Joe
04-06-2014, 01:36 PM
Baked cupcakes this morning. Is he okay?


...hell yeah...I made stuffed mushrooms on Thursday, they were yummy...

Matty
04-06-2014, 01:37 PM
Okay! I just wondered.

Perianne
04-06-2014, 01:38 PM
...hell yeah...I made stuffed mushrooms on Thursday, they were yummy...

Any pork involved?

Kabuki Joe
04-06-2014, 01:40 PM
Any pork involved?


...shrimp...that kind of looks bad when I look at it...

Captain Obvious
04-06-2014, 01:49 PM
So, did you... reward him?

There's only one reason a guy bakes cupcakes.

Matty
04-06-2014, 01:59 PM
I cannot get my smilies to work!

Perianne
04-06-2014, 02:06 PM
I cannot get my smilies to work!

When you are rewarding him, he probably doesn't care if your smilies work or not.

Peter1469
04-06-2014, 02:09 PM
I could only make cupcakes with ulterior motives myself.

Adelaide
04-06-2014, 02:36 PM
If I ever have a husband, he better cook. If not, I'd probably accidentally kill him with food poisoning or something because I am absolutely useless with cooking.

Matty
04-06-2014, 02:40 PM
A woman must cultivate a good husband cook. I give him stuff! BBQ stuff and other stuff. For Christmas I gave him a Green Egg! :)

GrassrootsConservative
04-06-2014, 02:45 PM
A woman must cultivate a good husband cook. I give him stuff! BBQ stuff and other stuff. For Christmas I gave him a Green Egg! :)

Gotta get the words "cultivate a good husband" out of there. And everything after the first period.

:wink:

Perianne
04-06-2014, 03:19 PM
For Christmas I gave him a Green Egg! :)

But no ham to go with it?

http://storytimeforme.com/topics/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/green-eggs-and-ham.jpg

Peter1469
04-06-2014, 03:59 PM
Well I cook. But I don't like back seat drivers, if you know what I mean.

Captain Obvious
04-06-2014, 04:03 PM
Well I cook. But I don't like back seat drivers, if you know what I mean.

What?

Peter1469
04-06-2014, 04:05 PM
What?

What, what?

GrassrootsConservative
04-06-2014, 04:05 PM
What?

It means he doesn't want some woman standing over his shoulder telling him what to do when he's cooking (I think?).

Peter1469
04-06-2014, 04:06 PM
It means he doesn't want some woman standing over his shoulder telling him what to do when he's cooking (I think?).

Person.

GrassrootsConservative
04-06-2014, 04:11 PM
Sorry for making assumptions.

Kabuki Joe
04-06-2014, 05:02 PM
A woman must cultivate a good husband cook. I give him stuff! BBQ stuff and other stuff. For Christmas I gave him a Green Egg! :)


...last week I made grilled fillet of sole and stuffed mushrooms...I like to walk around and see what's on sale, and plan around that...

Matty
04-06-2014, 05:38 PM
...last week I made grilled fillet of sole and stuffed mushrooms...I like to walk around and see what's on sale, and plan around that...


That sounds good!

Ravi
04-07-2014, 10:00 AM
Baked cupcakes this morning. Is he okay?It depends. If he grilled them then his is probably okay. If he baked them, beware!