NFL Week 4

[Conley]

Jay Culter and his cat welcome you to Week 4 of the National Football League!

http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/jay-cutler-dominates.jpg

[Conley]

Will post the odds and schedules after practices today once it is know who's likely to play and who is likely to sit.

[Conley]

Odds are up:

Date & Time Favorite Spread Underdog Total Money Odds
10/2 1:00 ET At Dallas -1 Detroit 46 -$120 +$100
10/2 1:00 ET New Orleans -7 At Jacksonville 45.5 -$320 +$260
10/2 1:00 ET At Philadelphia -8 San Francisco 42.5 -$380 +$320
10/2 1:00 ET At St. Louis PK Washington 43.5 -$110 -$110
10/2 1:00 ET At Cleveland -1 Tennessee 39 -$120 +$100
10/2 1:00 ET Buffalo -3 At Cincinnati 44 -$175 +$155
10/2 1:00 ET Minnesota -1.5 At Kansas City 39.5 -$125 +$105
10/2 1:00 ET At Chicago -6.5 Carolina 43.5 -$280 +$240
10/2 1:00 ET At Houston -4 Pittsburgh 45 -$210 +$180
10/2 4:05 ET Atlanta -4.5 At Seattle 39.5 -$220 +$180
10/2 4:05 ET NY Giants -1.5 At Arizona 44.5 -$120 +$100
10/2 4:15 ET At San Diego -7 Miami 45 -$330 +$270
10/2 4:15 ET At Green Bay -12.5 Denver 46 -$700 +$500
10/2 4:15 ET New England -4.5 At Oakland 55 -$215 +$185
10/2 8:25 ET At Baltimore -3.5 NY Jets 41.5 -$180 +$160

Monday Night Football Odds

10/3 8:35 ET At Tampa Bay -10 Indianapolis 40.5 -$500 +$400

[Captain Obvious]

My ass still hurts from last weeks picks.

[Conley]

My ass still hurts from Norv Turner.

:(

[Conley]

Good article on Sweetness:

They called him Sweetness, but Chicago Bears great Walter Payton had a dark side, according to a biography to be released Oct. 4.

An excerpt of "Sweetness: The Enigmatic Life of Walter Payton," by Jeff Pearlman will appear in the Oct. 3 issue of Sports Illustrated and describes the Hall of Famer as suicidal, abusing pain medication and dealing with a crumbling family situation.

Payton, who retired as the then all-time leading rusher in NFL history after the 1987 season, was depressed and suicidal in the mid-90s. Pearlman cites a letter to a friend in which Payton said he imagined himself killing those around him and then turning a gun on himself.

"Walter would call me all the time saying he was about to kill himself, he was tired," Payton's longtime agent Bud Holmes said, according to SI.com. "He was angry. Nobody loved him. He wanted to be dead."

Payton's executive assistant, Ginny Quirk, echoed those sentiments.

http://espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/story/_/id/7031006/chicago-bears-walter-payton-used-drugs-talked-suicide-according-book

I didn't know times were so hard for him, especially around the HoF induction.

[Conley]

MMC No love for your Bears?

The Chargers picked up ex-Bear Tommie Harris this week. Wonder if he has anything left in the tank?

The game is blacked out this week here in SD since not enough tickets were sold. That means they don't show the other AM football game either. So there's not going to be much football on here. :-\ Oh well, at least I'll get work done.

[Conley]

Dan Hampton told Obama thanks but no thanks:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Bears-Hall-of-Famer-Hampton-refuses-White-House-?urn=nfl-wp8216

[MMC]

Da Bears Over Carolina
Wash over St louis
Philly over SF
Atl over Sea
Dallas over Detroit
N.O. over Jags
Tenn over Clev
Buff over Cinn
Minn over K.C
Hous over Pitt
Giants over Ariz
S.D. over Miami
G.B over Den
Jets over Balt - my upset for the week.
N.E. over Oak

Monday-T.B over Indy.

[Conley]

http://i.imgur.com/zn0Vy.jpg

[MMC]

http://triblocal.com/deerfield/files/cache/2011/09/mark-ditka2.jpg/460_345_resize.jpg

http://triblocal.com/deerfield/2011/09/30/another-of-mike-ditkas-sons-charged-with-dui/

Another son of former Chicago Bears Coach Mike Ditka has been charged with driving under the influence in Deerfield, joining an older brother who has also been charged with DUI in the village, authorities said.

While his older brother Michael P. Ditka continues a court battle in his fourth DUI case, records indicate that Mark E. Ditka was recently arrested for DUI for the third time. One of the previous DUI arrests was downgraded to reckless driving, and in the other he was found not guilty.....snip~

Damn 3rd arrest he only has to pay a 100 dollar bond. >:( .....WTF, and his brother 4 times. They evn got Da Coach once. Just more of the Negative coming out on Da Bears. Looks Like the Ditka family likes to drink. Got no problem with that. But now drinking and driving. Repeated busts. Should be no favortism. Either give them some community service or take their fricken license. >:( http://politirant.com/Smileys/oldrant/police.gif

[MMC]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/thumbnails/story/2011-09/23456301684440-30065949.jpg

Green Bay Packers linebacker Erik Walden has been fined $15,000 by the NFL for a shot to the head of Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler. >:D :'(

[MMC]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2010-08/55746951.jpg

>:D >:(

[MMC]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2010-03/52613115.jpg

:D ;) >:D

[Conley]

Dang, even the kids won't cut Custard a break!

[MMC]

Dang, even the kids won't cut Custard a break!


Thats Okay.....D cuts him all that slack. >:( ::) >:D

[Conley]

Dang, even the kids won't cut Custard a break!


Thats Okay.....D cuts him all that slack. >:( ::) >:D


Who does Custard have to throw it to?

Who is blocking for Custard?

Is this Custard's fault?

>:( No!

[Conley]

http://triblocal.com/deerfield/files/cache/2011/09/mark-ditka2.jpg/460_345_resize.jpg

http://triblocal.com/deerfield/2011/09/30/another-of-mike-ditkas-sons-charged-with-dui/

Another son of former Chicago Bears Coach Mike Ditka has been charged with driving under the influence in Deerfield, joining an older brother who has also been charged with DUI in the village, authorities said.

While his older brother Michael P. Ditka continues a court battle in his fourth DUI case, records indicate that Mark E. Ditka was recently arrested for DUI for the third time. One of the previous DUI arrests was downgraded to reckless driving, and in the other he was found not guilty.....snip~

Damn 3rd arrest he only has to pay a 100 dollar bond. >:( .....WTF, and his brother 4 times. They evn got Da Coach once. Just more of the Negative coming out on Da Bears. Looks Like the Ditka family likes to drink. Got no problem with that. But now drinking and driving. Repeated busts. Should be no favortism. Either give them some community service or take their fricken license. >:( http://politirant.com/Smileys/oldrant/police.gif


Yeah that's some Horsechit right there 3rd arrest for DUI? We'd be in jail...$100 fine is a joke. Of course he's gonna keep doing until he kills someone if you don't punish the guy. They're just making him feel like he's above the law. >:(

[MMC]

Dang, even the kids won't cut Custard a break!


Thats Okay.....D cuts him all that slack. >:( ::) >:D


Who does Custard have to throw it to?

Who is blocking for Custard?

Is this Custard's fault?

>:( No!


The Wide Open reciever who he throws the ball over their head or behind them. >:(

The Line can't block all day.....Cutler needs to quit holding the ball. Get outside the tackle and thro it away. Can't even act like he knows what he is doing. >:(

Yep.....Cutlers fault for throwing the ball while moving backwards. fumbling and throwing interceptions. Cant read Defenses and or the blitz. He is not some rookie. Was suppose to be a Superstar in the AFC. Yet plays like he is some rookie that just started. All on Cutler. >:D :'(

[MMC]

Dolphins-Chargers to be blacked out in SoCal

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AsNUhJng7KLawBSHzl7vpfxDubYF?slug=ap-dolphinsinjuries

DAVIE, Fla. (AP)—Miami Dolphins rookie running back Daniel Thomas(notes) has been ruled out of Sunday’s game at San Diego because of a hamstring injury.

Also ruled out Saturday were cornerback Vontae Davis(notes), who will miss his second consecutive game with a hamstring injury, and linebacker Koa Misi(notes), sidelined by a neck injury.

Slaton rushed for 1,282 yards as a rookie with Houston in 2008, but was less productive after injuring his neck in 2009 and was released this week by the Texans.

The Fins are in major Trouble.....I knew this would happen to them. Once they gave the organization over to Parcels. Plus both Coachs Wannsted(the Wannabe) and Jimmy Johnson Never did anything for Miami Talent Wise.

All they can hope to do is play spoiler this year. U know its bad when Miami takes back Jason Taylor. Who was cut from the Jets. No Defense at all.

Note: the Packers are sitting Grant out. Looks like GB will look to throw the ball against Denver. To bad Denver doesnt have a running back they could rely on for some smashmouth football. Orton will have to step up his game. I figure the pack to win easy. But it would be nice to see the Upset. Then Orton can rub it in Lovey Dovey's face along with DeAngelo. They should fire Mr Two all beef patties and his special sauce lovin azz and send him back to St louis where he belongs. >:(

[Conley]

The Chargers Fins game is a matchup of two crappy teams. :-\ Maybe it is better it won't be on TV.

The Pack have to lose sometime, I thought it would be last week but maybe it'll come this time. What ever happened to the Super Bowl hangover? Seems they didn't party enough in the offseason. >:(

[Conley]

My TV games today suck:

Early: Detroit - Dallas
Late: New England - Oakland

Night (national coverage): NYJ - Baltimore

That night game should be good at least! I'll probably watch that.

[MMC]

My TV games today suck:

Early: Detroit - Dallas
Late: New England - Oakland

Night (national coverage): NYJ - Baltimore

That night game should be good at least! I'll probably watch that.


I got the Bears on for the first game.....they might show Dallas and Detroit on the other Channel. if not more than likely a West Coast game until tonight. That should be a decent game.

[Conley]

Maybe you'll get the Pack for the late game.

[MMC]

Maybe you'll get the Pack for the late game.


Yeah Da Bears on Fox and the Pack later on CBS. Where D go.....he is awful quiets. I thought he would have been in here Cheerleadeing Custard. >:D ;D

[Conley]

Maybe you'll get the Pack for the late game.


Yeah Da Bears on Fox and the Pack later on CBS. Where D go.....he is awful quiets. I thought he would have been in here Cheerleadeing Custard. >:D ;D


Yeah he doens't seem as excited about Custard this week. Maybe he is seeing the light? I think he went to go fry up some bacon.

[Mister D]

Cutler is leading his team to victory as I type! 8) It's still close though. Looks like the offensive line finally realized that they can't all take a play off at the same time. ::)

[Conley]

Cutler is leading his team to victory as I type! 8) It's still close though. Looks like the offensive line finally realized that they can't all take a play off at the same time. ::)


:D The thing about Custard is it is great at first. Then if it sits out for a few hours it starts to get a little funky. Runny, smelly, and nasty. :P

[Mister D]

Cutler is leading his team to victory as I type! 8) It's still close though. Looks like the offensive line finally realized that they can't all take a play off at the same time. ::)


:D The thing about Custard is it is great at first. Then if it sits out for a few hours it starts to get a little funky. Runny, smelly, and nasty. :P


You'd need a break too if you were routinely buried under 2 tons of angry black linebacker! >:( ;D

[Mister D]

Speaking of sacks, Roethlesberger (sp?) is well acquainted with the turf today. He's been sacked 5 times.

[Conley]

Cutler is leading his team to victory as I type! 8) It's still close though. Looks like the offensive line finally realized that they can't all take a play off at the same time. ::)


:D The thing about Custard is it is great at first. Then if it sits out for a few hours it starts to get a little funky. Runny, smelly, and nasty. :P


You'd need a break too if you were routinely buried under 2 tons of angry black linebacker! >:( ;D


Oh man I didn't realize they were playing Carolina. Carolina is terrrrrible :(

[Conley]

J. Cutler 9/17 102 6.0 0 1 46.7

:o :o :o

[Conley]

Game links!

http://www.firstrowsports.tv/sport/american-football.html?game=american-football

Sweet I am watching da Bears...looks like they've got the W wrapped up now.

[Mister D]

J. Cutler 9/17 102 6.0 0 1 46.7

:o :o :o


I understand 9/17 and 102 yards passing but what is the rest?

[Conley]

Forte!!!

Ball game!!!

CUSTARD!!!

O0

[Conley]

J. Cutler 9/17 102 6.0 0 1 46.7

:o :o :o


I understand 9/17 and 102 yards passing but what is the rest?


AVG / TD / INT / QB Rating

For QB rating anything over 100 is great.

[Mister D]

Awful day for Ben R. :o

See what he can do when his offensive line shows to play. 8)

[Conley]

Awful day for Ben R. :o

See what he can do when his offensive line shows to play. 8)


Yeah Pitt looks bad :-\

[Mister D]

Awful day for Ben R. :o

See what he can do when his offensive line shows to play. 8)


Yeah Pitt looks bad :-\


He got roughed up pretty bad. The D was in his face all day.

[Mister D]

Looks like undefeated Buffalo is going into OT with the Bengals. I was going to go out and drink a beer on my stoop/porch (whatever it's called) but I'd like to watch this.

[Conley]

Looks like undefeated Buffalo is going into OT with the Bengals. I was going to go out and drink a beer on my stoop/porch (whatever it's called) but I'd like to watch this.


Cool. I'm watching the Dog Killers versus the Fighting Pelosis.

[Mister D]

Looks like undefeated Buffalo is going into OT with the Bengals. I was going to go out and drink a beer on my stoop/porch (whatever it's called) but I'd like to watch this.


Cool. I'm watching the Dog Killers versus the Fighting Pelosis.


:D :D

Looks like I spoke too soon. Buffalo has been handed their first loss. Bengals kicked FG with 4 seconds left.

BTW, I think those attempts to psyche out the kicker by calling a time out right before the kick is not sportsmanlike. Call me old fashioned.

[Conley]

PELOSIS! With the fumble recovery! Sweet! They are up 1 with 2 min to go.

:D

Unsportsmanlike? That's part of the game. ;D Kickers should be tougher - they are already too pampered. It's a man's sport. >:D

[Mister D]

PELOSIS! With the fumble recovery! Sweet! They are up 1 with 2 min to go.

:D

Unsportsmanlike? That's part of the game. ;D Kickers should be tougher - they are already too pampered. It's a man's sport. >:D


Ah seems like a cheesy tactic to me.

[Conley]

Better site for NFL streaming:

http://www.thertv.eu/?p=780

I take credit for the Custard win by giving him good mojo with the photo that started this thread. Him and his kitty. ;D

[Conley]

PELOSIS! With the fumble recovery! Sweet! They are up 1 with 2 min to go.

:D

Unsportsmanlike? That's part of the game. ;D Kickers should be tougher - they are already too pampered. It's a man's sport. >:D


Ah seems like a cheesy tactic to me.


Might be cheesy but it works :-) It's a game of strategy I think you have to use everything available.

Chargers are already losing to 0 - 3 Miami. Ugh.

[Mister D]

Better site for NFL streaming:

http://www.thertv.eu/?p=780

I take credit for the Custard win by giving him good mojo with the photo that started this thread. Him and his kitty. ;D


He's a cat man. I wonder why MMC can't find common ground with his star QB? ??? Sad really. :'(

I think this machine would explode if I tried to stream a game. ::)

[Conley]

Holy crap...Vincent Jackson just made the play of the day. Ridiculous!! :o :o :o

[Conley]

Better site for NFL streaming:

http://www.thertv.eu/?p=780

I take credit for the Custard win by giving him good mojo with the photo that started this thread. Him and his kitty. ;D


He's a cat man. I wonder why MMC can't find common ground with his star QB? ??? Sad really. :'(

I think this machine would explode if I tried to stream a game. ::)


Yeah, I would have thought MMC would be excited about seeing Custard. I always knew he had a pu55y. ;) What's up with that? ;D

We need to get you a new computer. Well, we meaning you. >:D

[Mister D]

Better site for NFL streaming:

http://www.thertv.eu/?p=780

I take credit for the Custard win by giving him good mojo with the photo that started this thread. Him and his kitty. ;D


He's a cat man. I wonder why MMC can't find common ground with his star QB? ??? Sad really. :'(

I think this machine would explode if I tried to stream a game. ::)


Yeah, I would have thought MMC would be excited about seeing Custard. I always knew he had a pu55y. ;) What's up with that? ;D

We need to get you a new computer. Well, we meaning you. >:D


Rats! For a second there I thought we were about to have a Politirant collection going. ;D

Where does one buy custard? I'm getting hungrier every time I see you post that word.

[Conley]

I dunno but it's good. I like it inside eclairs :-)

Packers rolling >:(

Admin mentioned a contest, maybe the prize will be a computer :D

[Conley]

Dolphins icing the Chargers kicker >:( >:( >:(

edit:

D, you know what the smart kickers do though? They kick it anyway even though the whistle has blown. It's legal and it gives them a warm up kick and a way to judge the wind. So they can actually benefit from that last second time out. It's all about strategy. Football is a battlefield! ;D

[Mister D]

Dolphins icing the Chargers kicker >:( >:( >:(

edit:

D, you know what the smart kickers do though? They kick it anyway even though the whistle has blown. It's legal and it gives them a warm up kick and a way to judge the wind. So they can actually benefit from that last second time out. It's all about strategy. Football is a battlefield! ;D


That's what the Bengals kicker did, actually.

No, love is a battlefield!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/archive/3/32/20110516045027!Pat_Benatar_Love_is_a_Battlefield.j pg

[Mister D]

I dunno but it's good. I like it inside eclairs :-)

Packers rolling >:(

Admin mentioned a contest, maybe the prize will be a computer :D


That would be nice. :o

[Conley]

Dolphins icing the Chargers kicker >:( >:( >:(

edit:

D, you know what the smart kickers do though? They kick it anyway even though the whistle has blown. It's legal and it gives them a warm up kick and a way to judge the wind. So they can actually benefit from that last second time out. It's all about strategy. Football is a battlefield! ;D


That's what the Bengals kicker did, actually.

No, love is a battlefield!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/archive/3/32/20110516045027!Pat_Benatar_Love_is_a_Battlefield.j pg


:roflmao:

Someone should do a scientific study on the whole icing thing. I think if it's a vet or someone who is nailing them in previous attempts you're better off not doing it. If it's a rookie or someone who has missed before in the game then it might be worth it.

[Mister D]

Jets tonight. 8)

[Conley]

Jets tonight. 8)


Yep! I'm looking forward to it. Hope Gang Green pulls it out or your housemate might be owing you a new TV.

[Mister D]

Jets tonight. 8)


Yep! I'm looking forward to it. Hope Gang Green pulls it out or your housemate might be owing you a new TV.


Yeah, but if things go wrong I'll be safely ensconced in my room by the time the game ends. I'll leave a note for to smash the PC too. ;)

[Conley]

Jets tonight. 8)


Yep! I'm looking forward to it. Hope Gang Green pulls it out or your housemate might be owing you a new TV.


Yeah, but if things go wrong I'll be safely ensconced in my room by the time the game ends. I'll leave a note for to smash the PC too. ;)


:D :D

I am counting on it being a good game. It better be! If you had a good computer you could watch it on NBC.com I might have to do that depending on the baseball playoffs. >:(

[Captain Obvious]

Who are the Jets playing? I've been under a rock all weekend.

Fucking asshole Steelers, that Oline blows.

[Mister D]

Jets tonight. 8)


Yep! I'm looking forward to it. Hope Gang Green pulls it out or your housemate might be owing you a new TV.


Yeah, but if things go wrong I'll be safely ensconced in my room by the time the game ends. I'll leave a note for to smash the PC too. ;)


:D :D

I am counting on it being a good game. It better be! If you had a good computer you could watch it on NBC.com I might have to do that depending on the baseball playoffs. >:(


It really sucks when the night game is a blowout.

[Mister D]

Who are the Jets playing? I've been under a rock all weekend.

Fucking asshole Steelers, that Oline blows.


Baltimore.

Big Ben had a bad day.

[Captain Obvious]

Hope the Jets kick the shit out of monobrow.

[Conley]

Jets tonight. 8)


Yep! I'm looking forward to it. Hope Gang Green pulls it out or your housemate might be owing you a new TV.


Yeah, but if things go wrong I'll be safely ensconced in my room by the time the game ends. I'll leave a note for to smash the PC too. ;)


:D :D

I am counting on it being a good game. It better be! If you had a good computer you could watch it on NBC.com I might have to do that depending on the baseball playoffs. >:(


It really sucks when the night game is a blowout.


It really does. NBC should pay the refs to keep it close. This is a good matchup. With the schedule set so far ahead sometimes the games end up sucking...for ex, I know the Colts are on again tomorrow night. Don't remember who they're playing but without Manning who cares about the Colts?

[Mister D]

My roommate said it's going to be a tough game for the Jets.

When is Manning due back or is he?

[Conley]

Hope the Jets kick the shit out of monobrow.


I just want both teams to beat the crap out of each other, and then instead of a postgame handshake Harbaugh and Ryan can start throwing punches. How is that neither one has been in a fist fight? Rex's dad tried to punch out a fellow coach. Where's the fire with these youngsters? ;D

[Conley]

My roommate said it's going to be a tough game for the Jets.

When is Manning due back or is he?


They haven't said for sure he's done for the year but I think it's likely. The only reason he would come back is if the team was in playoff contention late in the year but for his own career and that of the franchise probably better to have him skip it entirely.

[Mister D]

Hope the Jets kick the shit out of monobrow.


I just want both teams to beat the crap out of each other, and then instead of a postgame handshake Harbaugh and Ryan can start throwing punches. How is that neither one has been in a fist fight? Rex's dad tried to punch out a fellow coach. Where's the fire with these youngsters? ;D


Sheesh... :o

[Conley]

Who are the Jets playing? I've been under a rock all weekend.

Fucking asshole Steelers, that Oline blows.


At least you're not an Iggles fan. Three straight games they've blown a lead in the 4th and ended up losing.



;D

[Captain Obvious]

Is anyone really an iggles fan?

Fucking Jets.

[Conley]

Is anyone really an iggles fan?

Fucking Jets.


You're a prophet. Or my video stream on here is behind.

[Conley]

Wow, Al Michaels is really slipping. :-\

[Captain Obvious]

Nah, that was for something else.

Fucking Jets.

[Conley]

Nah, that was for something else.

Fucking Jets.


:roflmao:

[Conley]

I can't decide who to cheer for. I don't like these teams. They're both a lot better than San Diego. >:(

[Captain Obvious]

Rats are a hated rival. If the rats were playing al Quaida, I'd be wearing a turban.

[Conley]

Rats are a hated rival. If the rats were playing al Quaida, I'd be wearing a turban.


Yep and you guys are looking are up at them in the standings. Since the Raiders lost to N.E. I think we have a decent chance to win the AFCW but we'll lose the first playoff game no doubt. That's Norv.

[Mister D]

Vick got a little testy in his post game interview. He needs to grow up.

[Captain Obvious]

Yeah, he was whining a lot last week also.

Same shit happened to Vick during the first leg of his career and it was virtually guaranteed to happen again, when teams figure out his tendencies, he's easy to defend. Play the fun, force him to pass. He's not a very good passer.

[Conley]

Vick got a little testy in his post game interview. He needs to grow up.


:D Yeah I saw that. He had an incredible game based on the box score though. :(

[Conley]

Yeah, he was whining a lot last week also.

Same shit happened to Vick during the first leg of his career and it was virtually guaranteed to happen again, when teams figure out his tendencies, he's easy to defend. Play the fun, force him to pass. He's not a very good passer.


Yep, last year was a fluke. I'm actually glad the Iggles gave him $100M contract. They'll be hurting for years. Reap what you sow, bitches. >:D

[Conley]

Jests need to step up or we're looking at a blow out. Only points from that kick off return.

[Mister D]

For a 100 million bucks he should represent himself and his team with a little decorum.

[Conley]

For a 100 million bucks he should represent himself and his team with a little decorum.


One would hope. Normally QBs are expected to represent the franchise and the city. Maybe in that respect he's the perfect ambassador for Philly ;) He should use his "street cred" to talk to those mobs roaming the streets and get them to knock it off.

[Captain Obvious]

First fucking first down for the jets.

Fucking jets.

[Conley]

Sanchez just doesn't impress me.

[Conley]

Posted that before the latest fumbled snap, BTW.

[Captain Obvious]

He looks like shit, he can't even field a shotgun snap.

Didn't he pose for some fruity magazine cover recently?

[Conley]

He looks like shit, he can't even field a shotgun snap.

Didn't he pose for some fruity magazine cover recently?


:D Yep we had the pics up, I think that was in NFL Week 2?

The magazine was GQ. Aaron Rodgers openly mocked him. :D

I hope D is ok, his housemate is a big Jets fan and apparently gets a little too into these things. :o ;D

[Conley]

M. Sanchez 1/4 8 2.0 0 0 39.6

with two lost fumbles.

[Captain Obvious]

Fucking jets.

Aaron Rogers is turning into a cocky dickhead lately. That shit will bite you at some point.

[Conley]

Fucking jets.

Aaron Rogers is turning into a cocky dickhead lately. That shit will bite you at some point.


That's true, but on the other hand if you saw the pics....AR was just being honest I think. It would have been hard for anyone not to laugh.

[Conley]

The Ravens' mascot looks diseased. The bird itself I mean, not some dude in a costume.

[Captain Obvious]

Fucking jets.

[Conley]

Fucking jets.


Even if this gets overturned, the overall performance is embarrassing :-[

[Captain Obvious]

Empty hand?

[Conley]

Empty hand?


I thought it could have gone either way. Surprised they didn't throw the Jets a bone there.

[Conley]

:D Did you see Mangold's eyes there? He looked high as a kite.

:weedsmoking:

[Captain Obvious]

Empty hand?

Could go either way?

Bone?




..... punchline is

[Conley]

Empty hand?

Could go either way?

Bone?




..... punchline is


:roflmao:

[Captain Obvious]

I haven't watched much football this season and the teams that I thought would be tough, not so much. Man, the jets suck.

[Captain Obvious]

J-E-T-S, JETS, JETS, JETS

[Conley]

I haven't watched much football this season and the teams that I thought would be tough, not so much. Man, the jets suck.


Yeah I don't know what's going on. The Lions are undefeated. I think the Redskins and Buffalo are in first place in their divisions. Only 1/4 of the season complete though.

Well back to within 2 tds now.

[Captain Obvious]

Flaccid throws the pick.

Maybe the Jets can win this one without scoring an offensive TD.

[Captain Obvious]

Still life, rats punting after a well timed sacked.

[Conley]

The Jets offense is just heinous. Protect the ball! OK, Holmes with a nice play there. I don't think he's much of a Ravens fan given his history ;)

[Captain Obvious]

Holy fuck - where was dirty sanchez throwing that ball?

He launched that out of play.

[Conley]

Holy fuck - where was dirty sanchez throwing that ball?

He launched that out of play.


He's terrible. Still, within 10 now!

[Conley]

A huge lead, ninja defense, and Ray Rice and Harbaugh just kept slinging it. WTF.

[Conley]

These calls are all going against NYJ

[Captain Obvious]

A huge lead, ninja defense, and Ray Rice and Harbaugh just kept slinging it. WTF.


Ask Bill Belichick last week.

[Conley]

Jets back to suckin :-\

[Conley]

Flacco doing a Sanchez impersonation now.

[Conley]

Holy crap.

Sanchez is out of control.

[MMC]

Better site for NFL streaming:

http://www.thertv.eu/?p=780

I take credit for the Custard win by giving him good mojo with the photo that started this thread. Him and his kitty. ;D


He's a cat man. I wonder why MMC can't find common ground with his star QB? ??? Sad really. :'(

I think this machine would explode if I tried to stream a game. ::)


Its propaganda I tell ya.....All that was is photo shot to try and get some Cutler luv going on here in Chicago. Otherwise they might find Custard in a dumpster somewheres. :D >:(

[MMC]

Looks Like I went 11-4.....Cutler throws another interception or did he throw 2. Forte 205 yrds. The Bears almost lost that game. Against a good team they would have. All due to Cutler again throwing the ball over the recievers head or behind him. In the second half 3 times Custard screwed up on 3rd down. 3 times they needed to make that first down and Cutler scrubs up just like all knew he would.

Allowing Carolina all those points shows the Bears D is not there.

[Mister D]

Better site for NFL streaming:

http://www.thertv.eu/?p=780

I take credit for the Custard win by giving him good mojo with the photo that started this thread. Him and his kitty. ;D


He's a cat man. I wonder why MMC can't find common ground with his star QB? ??? Sad really. :'(

I think this machine would explode if I tried to stream a game. ::)


Its propaganda I tell ya.....All that was is photo shot to try and get some Cutler luv going on here in Chicago. Otherwise they might find Custard in a dumpster somewheres. :D >:(


:D

Was that a threat, MMC? :o

[Mister D]

Jets back to suckin :-\


I turned it off shortly after the start of the 3rd. If they had scored on their last drive in the 2nd I thini they could have truend that game around. It would have out them within 7. But no...

[Conley]

Better site for NFL streaming:

http://www.thertv.eu/?p=780

I take credit for the Custard win by giving him good mojo with the photo that started this thread. Him and his kitty. ;D


He's a cat man. I wonder why MMC can't find common ground with his star QB? ??? Sad really. :'(

I think this machine would explode if I tried to stream a game. ::)


Its propaganda I tell ya.....All that was is photo shot to try and get some Cutler luv going on here in Chicago. Otherwise they might find Custard in a dumpster somewheres. :D >:(


:D

Was that a threat, MMC? :o


:roflmao:

Custard gonna be sleeping wit da fishes! :o

[MMC]

Better site for NFL streaming:

http://www.thertv.eu/?p=780

I take credit for the Custard win by giving him good mojo with the photo that started this thread. Him and his kitty. ;D


He's a cat man. I wonder why MMC can't find common ground with his star QB? ??? Sad really. :'(

I think this machine would explode if I tried to stream a game. ::)


Its propaganda I tell ya.....All that was is photo shot to try and get some Cutler luv going on here in Chicago. Otherwise they might find Custard in a dumpster somewheres. :D >:(


:D

Was that a threat, MMC? :o


:D Nah thats just stating the facts. Plus I think Custard there even got dumped by some hot looking blond bimbo from Chicago. Lets just say that the only time Jay is the talk of the town is when he is screwing up. Ya should listen into one of the Night Sports Shows thats on the radio. Cutler is the trusted joke of the week. But then Troy Aikman is always talking about he bets Jay could have wished that one back. Always wanting that play back over due to some error he has made.

Da Bears next Monday night in Detroit. The Bears can win this one if Cutler doesnt mess up. >:D

[Conley]

That's going to be a great game! I like DA BEARS to give The Kitty Kats their first loss.

[Mister D]

Better site for NFL streaming:

http://www.thertv.eu/?p=780

I take credit for the Custard win by giving him good mojo with the photo that started this thread. Him and his kitty. ;D


He's a cat man. I wonder why MMC can't find common ground with his star QB? ??? Sad really. :'(

I think this machine would explode if I tried to stream a game. ::)


Its propaganda I tell ya.....All that was is photo shot to try and get some Cutler luv going on here in Chicago. Otherwise they might find Custard in a dumpster somewheres. :D >:(


:D

Was that a threat, MMC? :o


:D Nah thats just stating the facts. Plus I think Custard there even got dumped by some hot looking blond bimbo from Chicago. Lets just say that the only time Jay is the talk of the town is when he is screwing up. Ya should listen into one of the Night Sports Shows thats on the radio. Cutler is the trusted joke of the week. But then Troy Aikman is always talking about he bets Jay could have wished that one back. Always wanting that play back over due to some error he has made.

Da Bears next Monday night in Detroit. The Bears can win this one if Cutler doesnt mess up. >:D


That (in bold), sir, is a reflection of the poor character of Chicagoans! >:(

[Conley]

Shanahan is doing an amazing job with the Redskins. Would be 4-0 if not for a Rex Grossman fumble. Maybe it was Shanahan that made Veal Cutlet look so good?

[MMC]

Yeah I think it was that whole AFC division that made him look good. LT was with SD. Plus the Chiefs had their two big running backs. So back then they werent really throwing the ball. The Raiders had nobody. All the Defenses in that division sucked. Denver was the only one throwing the ball. Plus they were throwing it before they sent ole boy to Arizona when they decided to pick up Cutler. Course with him came his crutch. Bennett from Vanderbilt.

No one in Chicago really thought Cutler was the answer. Been thru way to many QBs for that. Dont forget the Bears popped Grossman as the Number one pick out of College. Then that didnt work. Orton won almost every game he played with the Bears. Then they screwed him over. Traded him for Cutler and along comes Custard's crutch.

Lets not forget Da Bears gave up Aromashidu to Minn. All because Cutler wouldnt throw him the ball. Had the Speed and more importantly the hands. Its not all Cutler either its Lovey Dovey Smith and buddy DeAngelo. Both from Tampa DeAngelo wouldn't know talent if it was staring him in the face. Lovey is a protege of Dungy. he use to be about Defense. Now he is about Big Macs and special sauce, car commercials and Radio ads.

Bears are weak in LBs, CBs and DT's. Wr's, Offensive linemen, QB, and any NFL Team running around with a White-Boy Fullback named Clutts. Pretty much says it all. >:( :D

[Conley]

Good points about the AFC West back in Cutler's Heyday. Rivers was slinging it too but all those defenses were just awful.

Chargers have a tiny white Fullback too and he sucks. :D They can't pick up a 3rd and 1 or a 4th and inches if their lives depended on it. >:( Course our Oline sucks too.

[Conley]

This is our fullback, aint he scary??

:D :D

http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2008/01/06/1199678104_4491/539w.jpg

He scares Charger fans, I know that!

[MMC]

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1289261293998&id=d3a1a9be382f130a7c04b76b6026a4cc&url=http%3a%2f%2fwww.famouswhy.com%2fpictures%2fpe ople%2fjacob_hester.jpg

Bush wasnt worried about him..... ;)

[Conley]

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1289261293998&id=d3a1a9be382f130a7c04b76b6026a4cc&url=http%3a%2f%2fwww.famouswhy.com%2fpictures%2fpe ople%2fjacob_hester.jpg

Bush wasnt worried about him..... ;)


:D :D That's because Bush was bigger than he was! Oh man that is awful. Chargers traded up for this guy too. ::)

[Mister D]

Silly me! I forgot about the game.

[Captain Obvious]

Who's on MNF?

[Mister D]

Who's on MNF?


Colts and someone

[Conley]

:D

Silly Bears

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Video-Marion-Barber-cannot-properly-execute-a-b?urn=nfl-wp8482

[Conley]

Is the game any good? We have baseball on.

>:(

[Mister D]

Is the game any good? We have baseball on.

>:(


Who wears the freakin' pants over there? >:( ;D

Both offenses seem a little slow coming out. Nothing much going on right now.

[Conley]

Is the game any good? We have baseball on.

>:(


Who wears the freakin' pants over there? >:( ;D

Both offenses seem a little slow coming out. Nothing much going on right now.


I think you already know the answer to that question.

:'(

[Conley]

I could conceivably take the remote but these are some pretty crappy NFL teams. She follows the sport so she is as aware of this as I am.

[Mister D]

:D Well, you could always stream the game. Perhaps it's time to invest in the second TV?

[Conley]

:D Well, you could always stream the game. Perhaps it's time to invest in the second TV?


Oh that's right, I forgot all about streaming for some reason. It does look shitty though. The game last night was exciting at least.

[Mister D]

:D Well, you could always stream the game. Perhaps it's time to invest in the second TV?


Oh that's right, I forgot all about streaming for some reason. It does look shitty though. The game last night was exciting at least.


It just started! :D Relax. Watch the game. ;D

[Conley]

:D Well, you could always stream the game. Perhaps it's time to invest in the second TV?


Oh that's right, I forgot all about streaming for some reason. It does look shitty though. The game last night was exciting at least.


It just started! :D Relax. Watch the game. ;D


:D

3 - 0 after one quarter? Snooze. Sounds like a baseball score ;)

[Mister D]

:D Well, you could always stream the game. Perhaps it's time to invest in the second TV?


Oh that's right, I forgot all about streaming for some reason. It does look shitty though. The game last night was exciting at least.


It just started! :D Relax. Watch the game. ;D


:D

3 - 0 after one quarter? Snooze. Sounds like a baseball score ;)


It's like any other game. A whole bunch of big black dudes, a pigskin, two end zones, two goal posts...c'mon. What you need to do is bring home a bag full of pimp hands and maybe then you'll have a football season! >:(

[Conley]

:D Well, you could always stream the game. Perhaps it's time to invest in the second TV?


Oh that's right, I forgot all about streaming for some reason. It does look shitty though. The game last night was exciting at least.


It just started! :D Relax. Watch the game. ;D


:D

3 - 0 after one quarter? Snooze. Sounds like a baseball score ;)


It's like any other game. A whole bunch of big black dudes, a pigskin, two end zones, two goal posts...c'mon. What you need to do is bring home a bag full of pimp hands and maybe then you'll have a football season! >:(


:D

I watched a LOT of football Saturday and Sunday. I can afford to be picky, This game had stinker written all over it. I will monitor and put in on the big screen if these cretins prove themselves worthy of my attention.

O0

[Mister D]

Colts are pulling ahead. 10-0

[Conley]

Tampon Bay striking back!

[Mister D]

Tampon Bay striking back!


;D You guys have names for everybody.

[MMC]

Is the game any good? We have baseball on.

>:(


Who wears the freakin' pants over there? >:( ;D

Both offenses seem a little slow coming out. Nothing much going on right now.


I think you already know the answer to that question.

:'(


Yeah we know the REAL ANSWER. The OLE LADY!!!!! ;D

[Conley]

:D

Looks like I missed a good second half last night too.

>:(

[Mister D]

:D

Looks like I missed a good second half last night too.

>:(


I turned on Ancient Aliens. ;D What was the outcome?

[MMC]

:D

Looks like I missed a good second half last night too.

>:(


I turned on Ancient Aliens. ;D What was the outcome?


The Bucs Win by 7.....I went 12 and 4 this week. ;)

Lost with the Vick's Vapor Rub.....Then that Buff game in overtime. Also I had Dallas beating the lions. All 3 were winning big too.

[Mister D]

:D

Looks like I missed a good second half last night too.

>:(


I turned on Ancient Aliens. ;D What was the outcome?


The Bucs Win by 7.....I went 12 and 4 this week. ;)

Lost with the Vick's Vapor Rub.....Then that Buff game in overtime. Also I had Dallas beating the lions. All 3 were winning big too.


The Lions are on a rampage. Buffalo was a surprise.

[Conley]

:D

Looks like I missed a good second half last night too.

>:(


I turned on Ancient Aliens. ;D What was the outcome?


The Bucs Win by 7.....I went 12 and 4 this week. ;)

Lost with the Vick's Vapor Rub.....Then that Buff game in overtime. Also I had Dallas beating the lions. All 3 were winning big too.


The Lions are on a rampage. Buffalo was a surprise.


Lions gonna lose to DA BEARS this week.

Veal Cutlet / Cuttlefish / Custard will lead onward to victory!!

[Mister D]

:D

Looks like I missed a good second half last night too.

>:(


I turned on Ancient Aliens. ;D What was the outcome?


The Bucs Win by 7.....I went 12 and 4 this week. ;)

Lost with the Vick's Vapor Rub.....Then that Buff game in overtime. Also I had Dallas beating the lions. All 3 were winning big too.


The Lions are on a rampage. Buffalo was a surprise.


Lions gonna lose to DA BEARS this week.

Veal Cutlet / Cuttlefish / Custard will lead onward to victory!!


True. Everyone has to face Cutler at some point and the end result is defeat. Assuming the offensive line shows up to play... :-\

[MMC]

http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/wet-t-shirt-girls-37.jpg

http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/wet-t-shirt-girls-32.jpg


http://www.bodybuilders.com/pics/homepg2.jpg

I think I found the Answer to CL'S rainy day problem..... :D ;D

http://www.bodybuilders.com/pics/paloma020.jpg

Also SD's Fullback problem. >:D

[Conley]

:D

WTF man...I am gonna have to stop clicking on threads at work!

[Conley]

That chick would be way better than Hester at FB though. I'll forward this on to Norv Turner. ;D

[Mister D]

Yeah, you have to chill on the pics. ;)

[Captain Obvious]

At least the chew toy chic pics.

Yeesh...

[Mister D]

At least the chew toy chic pics.

Yeesh...


:D I was opening these at work and it's a good thign Conley said something because I wasn't even thinking about it

[Conley]

At least the chew toy chic pics.

Yeesh...


:D

Which one is that?

Sorry, my brain is fried.

[Captain Obvious]

Those beef jerkey chics.

... blech

[Conley]

:D

Yeah, that's a good way of describing them. Too bad Hester doesn't train with them.

[MMC]

Well I did put these up first before the others. Plus its on an open site as it says Wet T-shirts and Women Bodybuilders. But don't worry bro. I will keep them in the VIP or our womens thread. http://politirant.com/Smileys/oldrant/f_cheers.gif