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Conley
11-21-2012, 03:44 PM
Thanksgiving games:








Houston (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/hou) 9-1 (Road: 4-0)
12:30pm ET







Detroit (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/det) 4-6 (Home: 2-2)
TV: CBS
















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Washington (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/was) 4-6 (Road: 2-3)
4:15pm ET







Dallas (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/dal) 5-5 (Home: 2-2)
TV: FOX


















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New England (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/nwe) 7-3 (Road: 3-2)
8:20pm ET







NY Jets (http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/teams/nyj) 4-6 (Home: 2-3)
TV: NBC
















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Conley
11-22-2012, 12:20 PM
Houston
Dallas
New England

Mister D
11-22-2012, 09:34 PM
Well, the Jets are thoroughly embarrassing themselves...

Conley
11-23-2012, 05:22 PM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/1865f6xuc7wtugif/original.gif

:roflmao:

Mister D
11-23-2012, 08:54 PM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/1865f6xuc7wtugif/original.gif

:roflmao:

Posted that before this play. Imagine my horror. :laugh: Just awful...

Conley
12-09-2012, 03:57 PM
In a game that means nothing to the Chargers - actually hurts em because they'll draft lower - they stomp the Stillers in a game Pitt wanted. Of course every other time when the Chargers have played them and had something at stake they've crapped the bed. Norv can't get out of town soon enough, hopefully this win makes the Charger job look better. The cupboard obviously isn't bare, there's some talent

Captain Obvious
12-09-2012, 04:56 PM
Yeah, I gave up on them two weeks ago and still stood by it even after they beat the rats last week.

What's going to prolong the agony for a few weeks is that both the rats and bungles lost today.

They ain't going anywhere regardless. Awful.

Mister D
12-09-2012, 05:35 PM
I actually want the Jets to put their third string QB in.

Conley
12-09-2012, 06:08 PM
I actually want the Jets to put their third string QB in.

He does seem like the best one of the bunch :laugh:

Can't believe the Jets still have a shot at playoffs after the train wreck their season has been

Mister D
12-09-2012, 06:11 PM
He does seem like the best one of the bunch :laugh:

Can't believe the Jets still have a shot at playoffs after the train wreck their season has been

You can't blame Jets fans for being disgusted. If they won't give Tebow the 50 snaps he needs to really get into a game then send this other dude in. He played well last week. Not that I'm blaming Mr. GQ. The whole team blows.

Conley
12-09-2012, 06:19 PM
Mr. GQ. :rofl: Yeah, it's team wide and some of the injuries haven't helped either. I think they would be much better with a decent QB, but the WRs suck too

Mister D
12-09-2012, 06:25 PM
Mind you, I'm more of a sympathizer than a fan. :grin: But even for me this season was just embarrassing.

Conley
12-09-2012, 06:25 PM
Giants on the other hand are looking strong today

Mister D
12-09-2012, 06:27 PM
A few years ago I counted the Giants out when they were 7-7. They won the Superbowl. This Giants team seems to come together when it matters most.

Conley
12-09-2012, 06:31 PM
A few years ago I counted the Giants out when they were 7-7. They won the Superbowl. This Giants team seems to come together when it matters most.

Good point...And they beat the Patriots not once but twice in the Super Bowl. They'll always have a special place in my heart...nothing can take that away!! :grin:

Captain Obvious
12-09-2012, 07:03 PM
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.453959%21/img/httpImage/image.jpg

Conley
12-09-2012, 07:04 PM
Hawt.

Why is she in Stains gear?

Captain Obvious
12-09-2012, 07:13 PM
From a couple years ago - Ryan's brother Rob was an assistant coach with the stains. The J-E-T-S, JETS, JETS, JETS were playing the stains and Rex pulled this stunt to make fun of him.

Conley
12-10-2012, 06:25 PM
Oh yeah, ha. Thanks.

Good game tonight - Houston and New England!

Mister D
12-10-2012, 06:46 PM
That does sound good. :cool2:

Conley
12-10-2012, 10:46 PM
Brady is treating the Texans like he treats the homeless! Brutal :shocked:

Mister D
12-16-2012, 03:43 PM
Man, what happened to the Giants today. I just got home and turned the game on. 34 zip.

Captain Obvious
12-16-2012, 05:47 PM
Yeah, the gnats got ass raped.

The first half of games today sucked.

Mister D
12-16-2012, 05:49 PM
Yeah, the gnats got ass raped.

The first half of games today sucked.

Shut out if I'm not mistaken. Steelers/Cowboys is looking good.

Chloe
12-16-2012, 05:54 PM
I'm a 49ers fan so hopefully they play well this afternoon against new england!

Captain Obvious
12-16-2012, 05:55 PM
Don't get your hopes up.

Anyone watching the Squeeler game? Holy shit - what a TD pass to Heath Miller to tie the game. It will no doubt be on the highlite reels tonight.

Mister D
12-16-2012, 05:59 PM
Don't get your hopes up.

Anyone watching the Squeeler game? Holy shit - what a TD pass to Heath Miller to tie the game. It will no doubt be on the highlite reels tonight.

Squeelers lol Yeah, this is pretty good. Enjoying this. They both need a win.

Conley
12-16-2012, 06:00 PM
Don't get your hopes up.

Anyone watching the Squeeler game? Holy shit - what a TD pass to Heath Miller to tie the game. It will no doubt be on the highlite reels tonight.

YES! I was gonna PM you about this game. Got a bud who has been betting and he's on Tilt...has a ridiculous amount of money on the Stillers. I was worried when they were down 10-0, hope they can pull it out (TWSS).

Conley
12-16-2012, 06:03 PM
My Chargers are looking S E X Y.

Captain Obvious
12-16-2012, 06:03 PM
Oh yeah - Chloe - that wasn't a "go away little girl" comment, feel free to hang around and shoot the pig shit.

Captain Obvious
12-16-2012, 06:04 PM
My Chargers are looking S E X Y.

That must mean that they're getting fucked.

Conley
12-16-2012, 06:05 PM
That must mean that they're getting fucked.

Yup, In every oriface... err oraface? orifice? screw it, in every hole! :grin:

Conley
12-16-2012, 06:06 PM
I think SF might just surprise some folks. I found an old online gambling account of mine online with $9 in it so I'm gonna let it all ride on SF +4 :rofl: If I lose I'm blaming Chloe. :grin:

Mister D
12-16-2012, 06:07 PM
I think SF might just surprise some folks. I found an old online gambling account of mine online with $9 in it so I'm gonna let it all ride on SF +4 :rofl: If I lose I'm blaming Chloe. :grin:

As if Brady's wrath on San Fran's homeless wasn't punishment enough. :shocked:

Captain Obvious
12-16-2012, 06:08 PM
I think SF might just surprise some folks. I found an old online gambling account of mine online with $9 in it so I'm gonna let it all ride on SF +4 :rofl: If I lose I'm blaming Chloe. :grin:

SF's only getting 4? The game must be on the west coast.

Conley
12-16-2012, 06:12 PM
Actually looks like I can get it 4.5 , yeah, seems like a total trap line. Everyone is on Tom's jock for this one.

Conley
12-16-2012, 06:13 PM
As if Brady's wrath on San Fran's homeless wasn't punishment enough. :shocked:

And CO's ruthless description of Nancy P's va-jay-jay :shocked:

Captain Obvious
12-16-2012, 06:13 PM
The dolfish were giving 7 today in the futility bowl and wound up covering X3 I believe.

Chloe
12-16-2012, 06:17 PM
I think SF might just surprise some folks. I found an old online gambling account of mine online with $9 in it so I'm gonna let it all ride on SF +4 :rofl: If I lose I'm blaming Chloe. :grin:

Im kindof bad luck so be warned

Chloe
12-16-2012, 06:18 PM
Oh yeah - @Chloe (http://thepoliticalforums.com/member.php?u=565) - that wasn't a "go away little girl" comment, feel free to hang around and shoot the pig shit.

Lol thanks. I was actually kindof wondering

Captain Obvious
12-16-2012, 06:20 PM
Lol thanks. I was actually kindof wondering

Just make sure to get us a couple of beers every now and then.

http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/hurrr+durrr+quot+niggers+quot+let+the+quot+horse+q uot+rest+in+peace+_fba1438c5228debdecf92c527523328 4.jpg

Chloe
12-16-2012, 06:22 PM
Just make sure to get us a couple of beers every now and then.

http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/hurrr+durrr+quot+niggers+quot+let+the+quot+horse+q uot+rest+in+peace+_fba1438c5228debdecf92c527523328 4.jpg

Oh sure, and keep the chip bowl full too right?







ass :wink:

Mister D
12-16-2012, 06:25 PM
Big loss on that sack.

Conley
12-16-2012, 06:40 PM
Stillers not squealers!! Woop!

Chloe
12-16-2012, 07:03 PM
Steelers need to win. A three way tie for first in that division is unnecessary drama. Other than the states of new york and texas the entire country wants Washington to win that division and go to the playoffs because of RG3.

Romo still sucks by the way. :)

Captain Obvious
12-16-2012, 07:07 PM
The rats lost big today also.

It's like all them Stillers need to do is win a single game and they're in.

And the cryboys are still well in the game. Fumble on the punt return and they're in scoring position.

Captain Obvious
12-16-2012, 07:08 PM
Steelers need to win. A three way tie for first in that division is unnecessary drama. Other than the states of new york and texas the entire country wants Washington to win that division and go to the playoffs because of RG3.

Romo still sucks by the way. :)

http://troll.me/images/the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world/i-dont-always-hate-qbs-but-romo-sucks.jpg

Conley
12-16-2012, 07:10 PM
That fumble sucked...gotta hold em to 3

Conley
12-16-2012, 07:14 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2681/4490681350_560e2a67fe.jpg

:angry:

Captain Obvious
12-16-2012, 07:34 PM
Steelers suck. Put a fork in them.

Mister D
12-16-2012, 07:38 PM
Cowboys may be making a huge mistake trying this FG...

Captain Obvious
12-16-2012, 07:39 PM
Nah - they're punting.

GrassrootsConservative
12-16-2012, 07:40 PM
Cowboys may be making a huge mistake trying this FG...

:facepalm:

Conley
12-16-2012, 07:41 PM
Apparently at least one person on the Cowboys sideline has a brain....was hoping they were all dumb enough to go for that fg

GrassrootsConservative
12-16-2012, 07:43 PM
Apparently at least one person on the Cowboys sideline has a brain....was hoping they were all dumb enough to go for that fg

Speaking of sidelines, why is Josh Brent down there?

Captain Obvious
12-16-2012, 07:48 PM
http://www.troll.me/images/the-chuck-norris/the-cowboys-won-and-the-steelers-suck-cuz-i-said-so.jpg

Conley
12-16-2012, 07:48 PM
:laugh:

My buddy just lost something like 15 dimes :sad:

Chloe
12-16-2012, 07:49 PM
It was definitely a great interception

Chloe
12-16-2012, 07:52 PM
Oh well. 49ers are next up! A win would awesome

GrassrootsConservative
12-16-2012, 07:54 PM
Oh well. 49ers are next!

Against the Patriots?

:biglaugh: this ought to be good.

What channel?

Chloe
12-16-2012, 07:55 PM
Against the Patriots?

:biglaugh: this ought to be good.

What channel?

NBC. It's the Sunday night game

Conley
12-16-2012, 07:57 PM
nbc

Captain Obvious
12-16-2012, 08:03 PM
It's NBC I think.

:grin:

Conley
12-16-2012, 08:20 PM
:grommit:

Captain Obvious
12-16-2012, 08:42 PM
Looks like the game is preempted.

Chloe
12-16-2012, 08:44 PM
Looks like the game is preempted.

Thats ok, it's a good speech. We'll still see the majority of the game

Captain Obvious
12-16-2012, 08:47 PM
Thats ok, it's a good speech.

http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/alot-o-puke-dude-vomit-1460_0.jpg

Chloe
12-16-2012, 08:48 PM
I guess we disagree :)

GrassrootsConservative
12-16-2012, 08:48 PM
http://www.forkparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/alot-o-puke-dude-vomit-1460_0.jpg

Dude.. gross.. I am eating beef stew.

Captain Obvious
12-16-2012, 08:49 PM
Dude.. gross.. I am eating beef stew.

Is it... chunky?

Mister D
12-16-2012, 09:32 PM
Weather looks miserable. 40s and rain is the worst. Snow is more comfortable.

Chloe
12-16-2012, 09:37 PM
whoo hoo! touchdown!

Chloe
12-16-2012, 09:38 PM
Weather looks miserable. 40s and rain is the worst. Snow is more comfortable.

40's and rain all week here in Portland...fun fun

Mister D
12-16-2012, 09:42 PM
40's and rain all week here in Portland...fun fun

This is borderline for my runs. I'm scheduled for a run tomorrow but I will do some strength training instead if it's raining. I run in the snow and ice but you risk getting sick in this crap.

Chloe
12-16-2012, 10:10 PM
This is borderline for my runs. I'm scheduled for a run tomorrow but I will do some strength training instead if it's raining. I run in the snow and ice but you risk getting sick in this crap.

I usually force myself every single morning to go run. You end up freezing and soaked when you get home in spite of the weather running clothes but it's not like I will put off exercise till summer. It sucks but its my routine and it keeps me healthy. It's more my face and legs that get the coldest.

Chloe
12-16-2012, 10:14 PM
My run tomorrow may not happen though since we are getting some pretty nasty weather right now through the morning.

Mister D
12-16-2012, 10:19 PM
I usually force myself every single morning to go run. You end up freezing and soaked when you get home in spite of the weather running clothes but it's not like I will put off exercise till summer. It sucks but its my routine and it keeps me healthy. It's more my face and legs that get the coldest.

I'm a PM runner. It may be my high metabolism but I get the dry heaves if I haven't eaten in the last 12 hours so morning runs are out. I run year round too. Getting wet in 40 degree weather doesn't seem worthwhile though.

Mister D
12-16-2012, 10:19 PM
My run tomorrow may not happen though since we are getting some pretty nasty weather right now through the morning.

It's enough for me to get to work. I'll save the exercise for when I get home. :grin:

Conley
12-16-2012, 10:44 PM
I'm feeling pretty good about my SF +4.5

:afro:

edit: gonna win eight dollars! That's a Denny's Grand Slam plus a tip bitchez!

Conley
12-16-2012, 11:31 PM
I think it was 31-3 when I posted that but now it's 31 - 24

:roflmao: I may be setting a record for feet in mouth in one day! :shocked:

Mister D
12-17-2012, 09:02 AM
I think it was 31-3 when I posted that but now it's 31 - 24

:roflmao: I may be setting a record for feet in mouth in one day! :shocked:

Wild gamje. I have to give Brady and the Pats credit for that comeback but they blew it almost immediately.

Cigar
12-17-2012, 09:04 AM
I'll say it again ... Da Bears Suck! :(

Chloe
12-17-2012, 06:09 PM
It's enough for me to get to work. I'll save the exercise for when I get home. :grin:

Stepped in a flooded pot hole while running this morning thinking it was a puddle. High ankle sprain with a torn ligament and a sprained wrist from landing on it when I fell. I won't be running for a while or even walking easily for a while. Sucks total ass im furious at myself. You want to switch lives?

Mainecoons
12-17-2012, 06:10 PM
Riding a recumbent lifecycle is a whole lot easier on the joints and you can really crank up the levels plus monitor the heart rate as you work out.

Mister D
12-17-2012, 06:29 PM
Stepped in a flooded pot hole while running this morning thinking it was a puddle. High ankle sprain with a torn ligament and a sprained wrist from landing on it when I fell. I won't be running for a while or even walking easily for a while. Sucks total ass im furious at myself. You want to switch lives?

:sad: That sucks. Well at least nothing is broken. Easy for me to say but don't let it get you too down. Start rehabbing that bad boy.

Was it dark?

Chloe
12-17-2012, 07:14 PM
:sad: That sucks. Well at least nothing is broken. Easy for me to say but don't let it get you too down. Start rehabbing that bad boy.

Was it dark?


Yeah it was still dark out and raining. l saw it coming and thought it looked like a pot hole but I still ran through it like an idiot. After I stepped in it I heard the pop and basically fell to the ground. I couldn't even stand up it hurt so bad so I called my parents and they found me and brought me to the hospital.

Mister D
12-17-2012, 07:18 PM
Ugh. I just got back when I posted earlier and I was thinking about how hard it is to see where your feet are landing when its dark and wet. Easy to misjudge.

Conley
12-17-2012, 11:40 PM
Getting this thread back on track, wow did the Jets take a dump tonight even by their standards.

We need a poo icon.

Chloe
12-17-2012, 11:44 PM
Getting this thread back on track, wow did the Jets take a dump tonight even by their standards.

We need a poo icon.

Im sorry about that.

Yes that jets game just wasn't meant to be for them. They need to make a lot of changes in my opinion.

GrassrootsConservative
12-17-2012, 11:55 PM
Getting this thread back on track, wow did the Jets take a dump tonight even by their standards.

We need a poo icon.

You could just say the Jet's shit hit the fan.
:poopfan:

But I guess that's kind of an understatement.

Conley
12-17-2012, 11:58 PM
Im sorry about that.

Yes that jets game just wasn't meant to be for them. They need to make a lot of changes in my opinion.

Oh I'm just kidding -- not sure if you could tell. Dont worry about it, this wouldn't be tPF without the random side tracks and threads ending up in a totally different place from where they began :grin:

KC
12-17-2012, 11:59 PM
I'll say it again ... Da Bears Suck! :(

Glad to see someone in Illinois is willing to admit what we Wisconsinites have been saying all along.

Mainecoons
12-18-2012, 08:56 AM
What's with Atlanta? They just destroyed the Giants. Unfortunately, I haven't seen them play for a while but they sure look like the real thing.

My deluded brother thinks the Patriots are going all the way. He didn't like it too much when I pointed out how pathetic they looked Sunday night.

Anyone here got a good handle on the Falcons? Is this their year? What are the key ingredients?

Mister D
12-18-2012, 08:59 AM
Getting this thread back on track, wow did the Jets take a dump tonight even by their standards.

We need a poo icon.

I didn't even watch it. I wondered why they weren't on Sunday but I shrugged my shoulders...one less loss. I guess they were scheduled to lose on Monday this week.

Cigar
12-18-2012, 12:32 PM
Glad to see someone in Illinois is willing to admit what we Wisconsinites have been saying all along.

One and Done :)

The Bears will get the Tee Times for them :)

Conley
12-18-2012, 09:43 PM
Maybe @Captain Obvious (http://thepoliticalforums.com/member.php?u=3) can confirm but I think a Dirty Mark Sanchez involves poop. Or is that a Cleveland Browns Steamer? Either way, yeah, Jets = Poop

Captain Obvious
12-18-2012, 09:52 PM
Dirty Sanchez = fingering your gal's asshole when you're doggy-styling her then reaching around and giving her a brown mustache.

Cleveland Steamer = gay thing, having a partner hold a clear class dish above his face while taking a shit on it.

Glad to be of service.

Mister D
12-18-2012, 09:53 PM
Dirty Sanchez = fingering your gal's asshole when you're doggy-styling her then reaching around and giving her a brown mustache.

Cleveland Steamer = gay thing, having a partner hold a clear class dish above his face while taking a shit on it.

Glad to be of service.

Why would anyone do that gay or not? WTF?

Conley
12-18-2012, 09:54 PM
Why would anyone do that gay or not? WTF?

Just be thankful there's a dish! But it does explain Sanchez as a Qb. It's basically the same thing

Mister D
12-18-2012, 09:56 PM
Just be thankful there's a dish! But it does explain Sanchez as a Qb. It's basically the same thing

Maybe Sanchez is haunted by memories...:undecided:

Captain Obvious
12-19-2012, 08:13 PM
I fucked that up I think - the latter is a "Pittsburgh Platter".

Cleveland Steamer = taking a dump on someone's chest and rolling back and forth like a steamroller.

Accuracy is everything.

Conley
12-19-2012, 08:17 PM
I'll never think of Week 12 the same way again. :icon_puke_l: