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Conley
11-27-2012, 03:25 PM
:laugh:

Funny...unfortunately for Cowboy fans this has about as much chance of succeeding as those wh.gov petitions for succession




We, the Citizens of the Great State of Texas, and Dallas Cowboys fans worldwide, have been oppressed by an over controlling, delusional, oppressive dictator for way too long. Request the Executive Branch’s immediate assistance in removal of owner and GM, Jerry Jones. His incompetence and ego have not only been an extreme disappointment for way too long, but moreover, it has caused extreme mental and emotional duress.

Created: Nov 23, 2012
Issues: Human Rights



https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/remove-jerry-jones-gm-and-owner-dallas-cowboys/Jnlqsjl6

Cigar
11-27-2012, 03:38 PM
WTF ... now that's Funny.

steve h
11-27-2012, 07:42 PM
Dump him !!!!

KC
11-28-2012, 11:01 AM
Welcome to the forums, Steve!

Mainecoons
11-28-2012, 06:15 PM
dump him !!!!

along with dan snyder, yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Conley
12-01-2012, 06:47 PM
along with dan snyder, yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Least you've got RG3! Life's not bad for you....:grin:

RightWingHomosexual
12-19-2012, 12:04 AM
After Landry was fired, the ballclub that Landry, Brandt, Schramm and Murchison built was gone forever. The tenor of the Jones reign was set on Sunday, the day after Landry was fired in Austin (on the golf course) when the legendary Coach came in to pick up his files, momento's, before the players scheduled Monday practice. Landry chose that day as he did not want to raise eyebrows - but to simply gather his things and go. The press, tipped off by a Jones acolyte, swarmed in, and as they shot photos of Landry cleaning out his office ... down the hallway, Jerry Jones and Jimmy Johnson (and their 'possee') were busy getting smashed in the Coaches Office (hallowed ground to the Cowboys coaching staff, 1960-1989 where alchohol or foul language was never allowed). The Jones-Johnson-Switzer era ushered in cocaine, prostitutes, hands-off discipline, no rookie hazing, foul language, sex-in-the-locker rooms, the list goes on.

"I never allowed the players to showboat on or off the field. I felt that it discouraged discipline and damaged the integrity of the ballclub. Discipline, especially self-discipline is the key to success, the key to executing on gameday. A ballclub must have leadership from the top down to be successful but self-discipline and integrity are integral." - Coach Landry, c. 1983

I hope Jones sells the ballclub to someone with respect for the Dallas Cowboys franchise, its incredible history and patronage as the best of the expansion teams from 1960.