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    Conservative-Quality Video Game Reviews

    The Last of Us Part II

    This was the worstest game evar because of its like ess jay double-U agendaz! I'm fine with the gays and trans and all, but they shouldn't be so pushing it in games like this to force it on people. Story/characters were just terrible and they shouldn't have killed Joel like that, 0/10! Also, something about Star Wars.

    *YouTube video clip and tweet goes here*
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    Paper Mario: The Origami King

    Thought this game was funny and kind of enjoyable with great writing/characters but they changed something from the previous game, so 0/10. Nintendo needs to listen to their fans.

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    Animal Crossing: New Horizons

    I love this game because its outselling TLOU2, Sony plz stop it with the left-wing agenda!
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    Quote Originally Posted by IMPress Polly View Post
    This was the worstest game evar because of its like ess jay double-U agendaz!
    I have no idea what this means! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Perianne View Post
    I have no idea what this means! lol
    It's my mocking re-spelling of "SJW", which is internet shorthand for "social justice warrior", a term that's been in notoriously frequent circulation/abuse in conservative geek culture for like a decade now. It would've been dishonest not to include it in any of these mock reviews of mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IMPress Polly View Post
    It's my mocking re-spelling of "SJW"...
    lol, that's creative. It took me a minute even after you explained it, but I gotcha now!

    hahahhaaha

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    Hey @Green Arrow, how 'bout you do one? I mean since you're a gamer too and could probably come up with another entry or two along these lines pretty easily, I suspect. How about like one for Ghosts of Tsushima since that's another new major game? And/or Kaze and Wild Masks just because?

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    Ghost of Tsushima

    Amazing game that is not sjw like TLOU2. its a real game not a walking simulator MOVIE that will cuck you , and has better writing take it from me! This game makes you feel like a man. It has manly action all over the place! Finally in conclusion this game is not TLOU2 so get it, 10/10!
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    Quote Originally Posted by IMPress Polly View Post
    This game makes you feel like a man.
    But I don't want to feel like a man!

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