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    Take shelter! Tornado ! Near life experience on the way !

    It's gettin' real now! I was cooking a steak in the kitchen and I begin hearing this " rur rur rur". I'm like " WTH wrong with the TV"? Then I realize it's the storm sirens. Then I hear on the TV " TAKE SHELTER"!
    There is something about knowing deaths door swinging wildly looking for dinner that gives you a clarity you only feel the groove of a handful of times in your life! Your senses get super sharp searching out survival mode. " Take shelter" my ass. I wear a new pair of socks every day so I grabbed another new pair.

    It's amazing to me how good it feels putting on a new sock.

    Ok. I sit down on the couch put my steak in front of me.
    My senses were peaking in all directions. I could hear things, feel pressure changes , smell things etc.
    In addition that was the best tasting steak I've ever eaten in my life.
    It was sensory funtime.

    In the South you always put on shoes if it looks like you might take flight !
    U dont wanna step on nails in a tornado apocalypse or get your big toe stuck in your neighbors eyeball socket. Hell yea. Come get me !
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    I'm yo.
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    We yo yo

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    Fake ass mfers. This is to rattle Ma and Pa kettle by yanking on the dementia chain in a rhythmic way.
    I dont care. I have a lot more to live for than the old lady that snoops on the neighbors by walking her poor little four legger all day. Ain't skeert..
    Here we go again ! Bwaa bwaa bwaa!
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    Phone phone phone!
    Well ..staring death in its shifty little eyes..
    Who dis?
    Son?
    Yes ..mom?
    Yes . Whats up champ?
    I've only talked to you one time in 70 days even though we only live 1 1/2 miles apart .what's shakin pumpkin pie?

    There's a storm !
    I say " what"?
    Storm!

    Oh ok. You say a storm .?

    Wow. Son I'm getting in my safe place.
    Please do the same"
    Okie dokie slow pokie . Luv u mom

    Luv u too son.
    Uh huh.
    I'm thinking ..aww write a song about it, shred it then toss in the air!

    Be like a symbolic religious thing/ ticker tape parade at home

    Of course I hear a guy on the TV saying " roofs being removed to the east".
    Aint no thing. I love rain. I get off on storms. I'm getting a cold beer and enjoying the light show
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    It's gettin' real now! In the South you always put on shoes if it looks like you might take flight !
    U dont wanna step on nails in a tornado apocalypse or get your big toe stuck in your neighbors eyeball socket. Hell yea. Come get me !
    You are a badass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    Phone phone phone!


    Of course I hear a guy on the TV saying " roofs being removed to the east".
    Aint no thing. I love rain. I get off on storms. I'm getting a cold beer and enjoying the light show

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calypso Jones View Post
    You are a badass.
    I am a bad mofo of bad mofos!
    I am ready for this storm to ring my doorbell .tip it's hat and say " lets rock"

    I'll shove that cok knocker storm off the front steps and go apesht and pig crazy on it

    Southern style
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    "we come from the land of the ice and snow,
    The midnight sun
    Where the hot winds blow'!


    War war!


    I'm yo.
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    We yo yo

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