Another try at a "good morning " thread

[Cotton1]

NOT Forrest City i hope.

Nope. Im too white to live there. Its 40 miles from memphis and about the same from the trunk of this car i post from . Would u help a brutha out and get me the hell out of it?

[carolina73]

NOT Forrest City i hope.

That sounds like you have a daughter there that you were worried about. LOL

[Cotton1]

You'd do well in this office. I've eaten 2 day old donuts, but I have my pride, it has to have chocolate on it.

If you have left overs, or end up with a food you don't like, just put it on the counter in the kitchen.

Freakin' vultures, lol.

Oh so youve met my mom and my minister sister.
Sis is an awesome role model
Only been married 3 times
Liar
Told mom her dog was gonna die if she didnt give her $1400 yesterday

I posed as her accountant called her vet said in thick cajun " ya im uh pastor x accountant. Trying to get things in order squaring the books. She has lost receipts. Could u give me billings for the year on her dogs?
Ya. Not much really. One died 8 months ago!
Boom! Gotcha!
Told her do the right thing and gimme half the 1400 or mom finds out little sparky is already dead.


Shes been known to gamble.
I know for a fact
The last good convo we had was me from a bar in little rock to her at a casino lol

1400 is babysht to her .
She has a very expensive car , wears $500 shoes, and her take is all tax free
This is not about 1400. Shes brake checking mommie dearest and playing victim. " Sorry ur dog died and then your first hubby gtfo because he was a sex addict lol. Bullcrap. Hes too stupid and lazy to be anything but little whining pos he is

2nd hubby?
I never have heard what happened. Maybe he evaporated or is locked in a basement at the Church of Christ chsined to the piano they dont play?

3rd hubby.. who cares
She was 40 he was 30.
She called me for advice said
" What if i turn 50 and he dumps me"

Well sis .then u had 10 pretty good years

I think he made it till she was 45 lok
Poor dude. Bad enough he was born stupid but gettin stuck with her?
OMG





How it works for her and other prosperity preachers is u hide nothing
U stand there being rich and "u can be rich too. The more u give the more u get"

The rest of them are peeps who pay a lot to the house not to go to hell
Lol

Mom wanted me to be a preacher
Im not a born con artist it would not work for me.

I was self centered and didnt mind stepping on co workers or anyone that was in my way so of course i was a good stock and commodity broker, not minister material


Social Darwinism can be your friend

[Cotton1]

That sounds like you have a daughter there that you were worried about. LOL

Forrest City is so racist and black they have white folk hangin from tree limbs
"Branch Managers"

[Cotton1]

i'll eat a stale donut. Im not proud. My motto is still liked the worst donut I ever had.

Donuts and cats are Gods charms on a bracelet. How even the meanest most ruthless person that will gut u like a deer and sell ur gold teeth he yanked out of your mouth not at least love a little kitty is beyond me

A person like the above described is a horrible person with a major and obvious flaw

What ?

Hatin' kittys

[Calypso Jones]

That sounds like you have a daughter there that you were worried about. LOL

No but my stepfather's mother and father lived there. They're long gone now.

[stjames1_53]

Donuts and cats are Gods charms on a bracelet. How even the meanest most ruthless person that will gut u like a deer and sell ur gold teeth he yanked out of your mouth not at least love a little kitty is beyond me

A person like the above described is a horrible person with a major and obvious flaw

What ?

Hatin' kittys

I'm a wolf person...........he might be a runt, but he's all heart. There's not much that scares him, not even fireworks.
But if I raise my voice, those ears lay down and he rolls over on his back.................. he also loves two day old donuts......

[Cotton1]

I'm a wolf person...........he might be a runt, but he's all heart. There's not much that scares him, not even fireworks.
But if I raise my voice, those ears lay down and he rolls over on his back.................. he also loves two day old donuts......

U rock and take me to your leader st j

I wanna find a woman like that so bad!
If she can run a mop and broom I wont make her move in with me just to toss her out when shes thru counting to 3 and my cave is clean.
Ill wait until I can subcontract her out for $25 an hour and pay her with paint chips

When i am sooo bored
I make her gtfo after she signs a lifetime contract with a promise she will get $1 an hour by 2030
Im not mean

A bro gotta eat !

[Cotton1]

I'm a wolf person...........he might be a runt, but he's all heart. There's not much that scares him, not even fireworks.
But if I raise my voice, those ears lay down and he rolls over on his back.................. he also loves two day old donuts......

Btw..i love animals too

[Cotton1]

No but my stepfather's mother and father lived there. They're long gone now.

My dad sold a farm to their old high school football coach

Back in the day it wasnt so bad
Now its a place you better be in a tank unless u want to have a gun in your face , beaten and robbed
And thats just the church parking lot

Tell u this. Wanna make money?
Go to their very long funerals that occur about 2 weeks after Big Billy dies cause Little Billy shot him

Take booster cables and charge em $5