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    Brain implant Jedi powers

    Its going to be great that Elon Musks brain implants will give people suffering with neurological conditions the ability to control technology such as computers and phones with their thoughts but the rest of us will have this ability too so basically Elon Musk will be giving us all telekinesis Jedi powers. Brain implants will give us the Force.

    Forget fitbit for the brain - with Elons brain implants we are all going to be Jedi %$%$ing knights!

    Think about it - in a world of smart home technology we will no longer have to tell Alexa or Echo to turn on the lights or turn off the tv - we will just have to think it. We will unlock the doors to our Teslas with our minds - start the engines with out minds. Make phone calls with our minds. Before long we will be browsing the internet with our minds and having Netflix streamed directly to our brains.

    There are so many ways that Elon Musks brain implants will enhance the human brain but its the Jedi power-like virtual telekinesis that I am most excited about. Being able to control technology with our minds will make the world so much easier - not just in our smart homes but in the workplace and all other parts of our life as smart technology becomes more integrated through smart city technology.

    And in the age of pandemic I am looking forward to being able to select a floor in an elevator with my mind rather than having to press a germy button or make an order at McDonalds without having to touch on of their germy touch screens. Having the Force will not only be awesome but also good for our health.

    What do you guys think will be the coolest thing about being able to control technology with our minds after we get one of Elon Musks brain implants?

    Feel the power!


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOneOnly2 View Post
    What do you guys think will be the coolest thing about being able to control technology with our minds after we get one of Elon Musks brain implants?
    Hacking other people's minds.
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    I will settle for blowing skirts up at the grocery store parking lot.

    ...but then again, a lady might turn around and cause a door to slam on something i hold precious too.

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    But on a serious note....what about when we are sleeping and have odd dreams. Will we wake up to a house on fire?

    How about keeping things going as we sleep. If we pass out exhausted, will we be so tired the frig shuts off?
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    I don't know, but if they make one that can link into my car's computer, I'm all over it. (JK)

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    Focusing on liberals and saying "turn off".

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