We all know that Prince Harrys mother was a filthy wayward $#@! that could not keep her legs together and as a result nobody really knows who Prince Harrys real father actually is but everyone is pretty certain that it is not Prince Charles. My theory is that Prince Harry is Ronald McDonalds love child -
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Harry looks a lot more like Ronald McDonald than Prince Charles right? Princess Diana's love of McDonalds is well documented and when you take into consideration Prince Harrys uncanny resemblance to Ronald McDonald - and the fact that he is a %$%$ing clown - you only have to put two and two together. Anyway - whoever Prince Harrys real father is he is considered to be a member of the British royal family and to have royal blood even though its highly likely that both of his parents were commoners - so as a member of the royal family he is not supposed to interfere in elections.
You lucky Americans can look at the news and not see ten news items about Prince Harry and his wife Megan Markle like we have to put up with in Britain and Australia so you may not be aware of the fact that Prince Harry has dropped his royal duties and his 'HRH' title to become a private citizen. All of the gossip news claimed that Harry did this so that he and his new wife could be free of the royal family - apparently Megan does not get along with the Queen and Princess Kate - but now we see what this was really about. Prince Harry dropped his duties and 'HRH' title so that he could run off to USA and interfere in US politics.
Everybody's favourite pommy Piers Morgan was outraged that a member of the royal family was interfering in politics tweeting - "
Prince Harry poking his woke nose into the US election & effectively telling Americans to vote against President Trump is completely unacceptable behaviour for a member of the Royal Family."
Apparently the royal family have responded to the criticism Harry is receiving by defending his interference, saying that Harry is speaking as a private citizen. So clearly the British royal family are in on this scheme that has been cooked up for Harry to become a private citizen as an excuse to influence global politics.
If you missed it what Harry was saying is that you Americans should not vote for Donald Trump by saying that Americans must reject "
hate speech, misinformation and online negativity”. It doesnt take a genius to work out that Harrys words are an attack on Trump supporters. What a little limey pommy $#@! - am I right?
Trust me - it is a real nightmare having to put up with the fact that we cant look at a news site in Australia without seeing ten news items about Prince Harry and his wife - if you Americans do not push back against this little limey %$%$ on this then I fear that you yourselves will have to suffer daily bombardments of vomit worthy Prince Harry news items before long as well. Harry is only getting started in USA.
Trump has responded to this attack from Harry and his wife by saying that he is not a fan of Megan Markle and he has wished Harry good luck with her. Im not sure what he means by that but Megan Markle is not as much of a dirty $#@! as Harrys mother was is she? If so then Harry is going to need luck with her - I agree. But the reality is that Harry is the one behind all of this not his wife - and all you Trump supporters would be doing Trump a favour by wishing him back to pommyland where he belongs.
So who do you guys think is Harrys real father anyway? And if it did turn out to be Ronald McDonald would this give Harry US citizenship? Apparently Harry has plans to become a US citizen... He is only just getting started.