Just in the knick of time!
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an effort to help a friend who has fallen on hard times, Mike Lindell, better known as the My Pillow Guy, has offered to loan Donald J. Trump fifty dollars until payday.
Speaking to reporters outside the White House, Lindell said that he also gave Trump a king-size Classic My Pillow, a $69.98 value.
“He doesn’t have to pay me a cent for it,” Lindell said. “If he’s happy with the pillow, he can maybe tweet about it to his followers, but the pillow is his to keep.”
The bedding entrepreneur said that he felt “really good” about his decision to loan fifty dollars to Trump “now that he’s hit a rough patch.”
“I know fifty dollars may not sound like a lot to someone who spent seventy thousand on his hair, but he seemed to really appreciate it,” Lindell said. “Besides, who else would loan him money at this point?”
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