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    We Finally Know What a Dinosaur’s Butthole Looks Like - What a new fossil tells us about dinosaurs, paleontology, and us.

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    For the entirety of my career as a journalist covering paleontology, I’ve been wanting to know: What does a dinosaur’s butthole look like? When I wrote My Beloved Brontosaurus,
    a book about dinosaur biology, the chapter on reproduction required a lot of time imagining the nature of a Jurassic behind; one had yet to be found preserved. Even dinosaur models and sculptures often demur on the point of the dino butt, leaving the terrible lizards with terrible constipation.

    Now I finally have a clearer view, thanks to a fossil of a horned dinosaur called Psittacosaurus, described in a paper online earlier this month. These dinosaurs, which lived over 100 million years ago in what’s now northeastern China, were odd little creatures. While belonging to the same branch of the dinosaur family tree as Triceratops, these Labrador retriever–size dinos walked around on two legs and had beaks like those of parrots, cheeks that were each adorned with a flared horn, and, jutting from the tail, a spray of featherlike bristles. Now we also know that they had buttholes like those of crocodiles.

    https://slate.com/technology/2020/10...ry-cloaca.html
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    Thank you for putting this to rest. How many of us have wondered about this great mystery our entire lives.

    my guess is not too many.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calypso Jones View Post
    Thank you for putting this to rest. How many of us have wondered about this great mystery our entire lives. my guess is not too many.
    I am glad I could help. I was going to post a picture of *ichigan's logo, but I figured that'd be too obvious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DGUtley View Post
    I am glad I could help. I was going to post a picture of *ichigan's logo, but I figured that'd be too obvious.
    LoL and thank you for not doing that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DGUtley View Post
    We Finally Know What a Dinosaur’s Butthole Looks Like - What a new fossil tells us about dinosaurs, paleontology, and us.

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    For the entirety of my career as a journalist covering paleontology, I’ve been wanting to know: What does a dinosaur’s butthole look like? When I wrote My Beloved Brontosaurus,
    a book about dinosaur biology, the chapter on reproduction required a lot of time imagining the nature of a Jurassic behind; one had yet to be found preserved. Even dinosaur models and sculptures often demur on the point of the dino butt, leaving the terrible lizards with terrible constipation.

    Now I finally have a clearer view, thanks to a fossil of a horned dinosaur called Psittacosaurus, described in a paper online earlier this month. These dinosaurs, which lived over 100 million years ago in what’s now northeastern China, were odd little creatures. While belonging to the same branch of the dinosaur family tree as Triceratops, these Labrador retriever–size dinos walked around on two legs and had beaks like those of parrots, cheeks that were each adorned with a flared horn, and, jutting from the tail, a spray of featherlike bristles. Now we also know that they had buttholes like those of crocodiles.

    https://slate.com/technology/2020/10...ry-cloaca.html
    Umm, far be it for me to question people's preferences, but normally a butt hole does not come in to play in reproduction.

    Except for Tim Taylor, and the infamous 9 pound ham.....
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    I have never in my entire life wondered what a dinosaurs butt hole looked like.

    Just like I have never wanted to know what my dog's and cats' butt holes looked like.

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