Small town in Florida -- 1985. The winter is not really cold.
The day of High School final exams for the semester -- at least in History. History is after lunch. During lunch, I take a trip with two of my friends.
-- At age 16 and 17 they do have license and do drive.
-- We look at Playboy on the way to my friends house.
-- We each drink a bottle of cooking wine inside my friends house.
-- On the trip back to High School my friends let me drive a few blocks. No accident. I have never driven before or after.
-- I arrive to the exam late. The teacher (male, 60) asks me where is my book. I answer "My book, .... Oh! Hello! How are you!"
-- I am drunk and jesting throughout the exam. After about 15 min, I have to sit outside the class and finish the exam. That reduces my opportunities for cheating, but some notes are in my pockets.
-- After exam I am very jolly -- stopping every one and telling dirty jokes.
-- My parents are not happy.