Biden's Oval Office Plan

[Captdon]

He said he was "Joe Biden's husband." He needs sent back to Delaware.

[The Booman]

He said he was "Joe Biden's husband." He needs sent back to Delaware.

So Joe Biden is Joe Biden's husband and Kamala Harris' husband is actually Kamala Harris' wife.

We're gonna need a chart.

[The Booman]

Following Biden's train of thought...

Biden road.jpg

[nathanbforrest45]

It is my understanding that were Biden to win the election his first order of business will be to insist Congress pass election rulings stating the following

(1). The party that lost the election is hereby dissolved due to lack of majority support.
(2). If the party wishes to be reinstated there will be a $500 Million Bond required for reinstatement
(3). Members of the losing parties will no longer be allowed to claim to be members of that party.
(4). If they wish to register as members of that party there will be a $10,000.00 enrollment fee for member ship. Everyone will be allowed to vote of course but they can only vote for the party they are actually registered as members of
(5). Enrollment in a specific authorized party will automatically cast your ballot for that party's candidate. In order words since you cannot join a party that is not authorized your vote will automatically go to the party that is authorized (i.e., the party that won the last election)

This will insure that is absolutely no chance of voter fraud or candidates spreading lies about the Democrat Party.

This is a good plan for everyone.

[nathanbforrest45]

Ok, maybe they need to clean the carpet too.

You really are an anal orifice. A walking, talking, orifice.

[RMNIXON]

You mean, the place to which he was escorted by secret service?

You don't think they'd have done the same with any president, when gunfire was heard?

C'mon crep, you're embarrassing yourself.

Not even worth the reply, although I will say that in some circumstances the Secret Service can in fact order the President and VP around when it comes to security issues.

[The Booman]

Secret Service agent: "There's been a disturbance outside. We need to get the president to the bunker immediately!.....where is president Biden?

Secret Service Agent #2: "in the bunker. He's been there since he was sworn in"

[Crepitus]

You really are an anal orifice. A walking, talking, orifice.

Are you so deluded as to believe your opinion has any effect on me whatsoever?