Things that make Liberals and Democrats cry

[chaidragonfire]

Besides just being $#@!, wussies, fuktards, cowards, yellow bellies, and skid-marks on society.

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Things that makes Libs and Dems cry:

guns
flags
football
christianity
hunting (for food)
working
self-control
truth in media/news
truth itself
telling them "NO"
clouds
roads
grass
trees
water
cars
humans
animals
air
the Constitution
laws
rules
the internet
tv shows
movies
food
electricity
humane behavior
common sense
self-reliance
self-responsibility
doors
handles
emoji's
healthcare
police
department stores
restrooms
rugs
carpet
memes
newspapers
magazines
books
true science
the "big scary orange man"
America




Hmmmmm...........what else..........I feel like I've forgotten something!

[The Booman]

Besides just being $#@!, wussies, fuktards, cowards, yellow bellies, and skid-marks on society.

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Things that makes Libs and Dems cry:

guns
flags
football
christianity
hunting (for food)
working
self-control
truth in media/news
truth itself
telling them "NO"
clouds
roads
grass
trees
water
cars
humans
animals
air
the Constitution
laws
rules
the internet
tv shows
movies
food
electricity
humane behavior
common sense
self-reliance
self-responsibility
doors
handles
emoji's
healthcare
police
department stores
restrooms
rugs
carpet
memes
newspapers
magazines
books
true science
the "big scary orange man"
America




Hmmmmm...........what else..........I feel like I've forgotten something!

So, Life.

[Cotton1]

Besides just being $#@!, wussies, fuktards, cowards, yellow bellies, and skid-marks on society.

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Things that makes Libs and Dems cry:

guns
flags
football
christianity
hunting (for food)
working
self-control
truth in media/news
truth itself
telling them "NO"
clouds
roads
grass
trees
water
cars
humans
animals
air
the Constitution
laws
rules
the internet
tv shows
movies
food
electricity
humane behavior
common sense
self-reliance
self-responsibility
doors
handles
emoji's
healthcare
police
department stores
restrooms
rugs
carpet
memes
newspapers
magazines
books
true science
the "big scary orange man"
America




Hmmmmm...........what else..........I feel like I've forgotten something!

Babies that havent been slaughtered via abortion. They hate that !

Aka "no accountability "

[Cotton1]

Kids in cages. (Until you remind them that started under Obama)

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[The Booman]

Kids in cages. (Until you remind them that started under Obama)

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Ouch. That one had to hurt

[Cotton1]

In person only voting

Verifiable ID

Border patrol

Jobs

[The Booman]

Independence
Free thought
Free expression
opposing viewpoints
Individuality
Masculinity
Traditional values
Men dressed as men
Women dressed like women
Sex for the purpose of reproduction
Regular fit jeans

[Cotton1]

Oh yea! The sky. They seem to have issues with the sky!

[Cotton1]

The mfers hate Scarlett O' Hara! How?

[IMPress Polly]

As the resident anti-God, America-hating feminazi terf dyke librul, I give the OP a 3 on the "I was amused" scale of 1 to 10 and those three points are respectively for its ridiculous length, exaggeration, and in-references to a ton of particular "scandals" apparently you guys keep up with that I've never heard of. The list's strength is also its weakness tho, as I have no idea what you're even referencing there 90% of the time, so overall too opaque to be genuinely clever. In other words, I smiled when I saw how long and absurd the list was, but the smile faded long before I finished reading, as I got too bored with its general baselessness and moved on. Work on this for the future.

On the other hand, I give The Booman's list a 7 for being an enjoyable mix of bitingly factual here and amusingly reactionary there, and also a more fitting length to where you can remember the individual items. However, as with the OP, its strength is also its weakness in that the value system on display here is massively contradictory. The first five items are generally contradicted by an insistence upon the last six, weakening the substance of the argument (tho also making for some legitz amusement in the process). In this way, the list accidentally subverts its own argument against da libtard commies by revealing how closed-minded conservatives are as well, even as they $#@! slap tha woke marxist sjw progs 4 there intolerance. Rightists broadly need to figure out whether they're libertarians or social conservatives is the bottom line here rather than trying to be both liberty-prizing individualists and stuffy, narrow, controlling dickwad social reactionaries at the same time because it doesn't work or actually convince anyone to your POV per se. Also, you neglected to reference Star Wars so minus a point for failing your right wing civic duty there. But still, I chuckled at most of the items and and was indeed amused by how blissfully lacking in self-awareness it was and even agreed with a few of the critiques myself, so overall list has value!