The best lay-off letter ever.......

[gamewell45]

I have to agree with that. We are sorry but your employment is no longer required. Nothing more. He is leaving himself open if the story is true.

I suspect the story isn't true. No businessman with half a brain would leave himself open to massive lawsuits.

[ripmeister]

BEST LAY-OFF LETTER EVER!!

Dear Employees:



As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Joe Biden is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.



This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did:



I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Biden Harris' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them.



I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

XXX

Picnic sounds like a super spreader event.

[Crepitus]

BEST LAY-OFF LETTER EVER!!

Dear Employees:



As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Joe Biden is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.



This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did:



I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Biden Harris' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them.



I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

XXX

Well that's illegal as hell. I hope he enjoys getting sued.

[Crepitus]

I suspect the story isn't true. No businessman with half a brain would leave himself open to massive lawsuits.

Well the guy is obviously a tRump supporter.....

[Cletus]

Well the guy is obviously a tRump supporter.....

When are you going to grow up?

Only people with single digit IQs and 14 year olds deliberately distort people's names like that.

Personally, I think you may be both.

[countryboy]

Is he into wrongful firing suits?

Assuming he exists of course, which I doubt.

It's a joke, obviously. You couldn't find six Biden bumper stickers in a parking lot, let alone sixty.

[Crepitus]

When are you going to grow up?

Only people with single digit IQs and 14 year olds deliberately distort people's names like that.

Personally, I think you may be both.

Like your Orange idol?

[Tahuyaman]

BEST LAY-OFF LETTER EVER!!

Dear Employees:



As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Joe Biden is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.



This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did:



I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Biden Harris' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them.



I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

XXX

That would awesome if it was true.

[Garden House Queen]

I don't think it was intended to be an authentic letter....only a tongue-n-cheek spoof letter to show a humorous spin on the election....but....in reading some of the posts, it sure did jerk a lot of the liberal's chain!!!!! lol

[Tahuyaman]

I don't think it was intended to be an authentic letter....only a tongue-n-cheek spoof letter to show a humorous spin on the election....but....in reading some of the posts, it sure did jerk a lot of the liberal's chain!!!!! lol

Duh....