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    Advice for "safe sex" during Covid

    Vermont
    The Vermont Department of Health captured the ethos of many health departments across the nation: “Decisions about sex and sexuality need to be balanced with personal and public health.

    New York
    The New York City Health Department recommended that people who organize orgies should “Limit the size of your guest list. Keep it intimate.” The guidance does not quite specify “rooftop” but it is clearly implied: “Pick larger, more open, and well-ventilated spaces.

    San Francisco
    As part of its recommendations for “navigating the landscape of love,” San Francisco bureaucrats urged to “embrace dirty thoughts. And clean surfaces.” The guidance stresses the importance of cleaning “shared toys,” especially when switching “collars” and similar items from one body to another. The department also noted: “When it comes to COVID-19 risk, outdoors is better than indoors.” Considering that the local government already permits homeless people to perform any other bodily function on Market Street, adding copulation might not be that much of a change in the local scenery.

    Boston
    The Fenway Health Center, a “Federally Qualified Community Health Center,” served up bad news to spatially-challenged Bostonians: “Using the social distancing recommendation of 6 feet, oral sex may still put you at risk of COVID.” Bizarrely, the Fenway Center urges people NOT to wear masks during hook-ups: “Leave the protective gear to the medical professionals and those who have the virus.

    Texas
    The Austin, Texas Health Department alerted local residents: “COVID-19 has been found in fecal matter. Avoid activity that could allow virus from feces to enter your mouth.” In the COVID era, “Eat $#@! and die” has gone from being a juvenile taunt to being an ominous government health warning. Similar warnings on the dangers of “rimming” occurred in other health department recommendations.

    Milwaukee
    The City of Milwaukee Health Department advises, “Masturbation will not spread COVID-19, especially if you wash your hands (and any sex toys) with soap and water for at least 20 seconds before and after sex.” But if you wash your hands for only 15 seconds afterwards, then ‘Rona wins. Actually, if people need to be told to wash their hands after taking their pleasure, they are probably beyond redemption.


    https://www.zerohedge.com/political/thanksgiving-government-gifts-us-covid-19-sex-advice


    And this gem from Oregon.





    Health department offerings in lieu of Thanksgiving.
    Last edited by Red Lily; 11-27-2020 at 02:03 AM.

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    Lmao. I don't know what to say anymore.

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    LOL me either!

    There was a crazy one out of Canada awhile back. I'll have to try to find it.

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    From the BC Centre for Disease Control.

    Hole in the wall will help you have safe sex during pandemic, Canada officials say

    Public health officials in one Canadian province issued a new set of guidelines for having safe sex during the coronavirus pandemic.
    The results were nothing short of frank.
    “Use barriers, like walls (e.g., glory holes), that allow for sexual contact but prevent close face-to-face contact,” the guidelines say.

    A screenshot of the candid guidance was widely circulated on Twitter.

    https://www.miamiherald.com/news/coronavirus/article244419992.html




    Where oh where do they find these 'health officials'?

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    These "health officials" are just emotionally retarded nerds. They probably consult actuarial tables before making the decision to walk across the street.
    Power always thinks it has a great soul, and vast views, beyond the comprehension of the weak. And that it is doing God service when it is violating all His laws.
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    People need to take things into their own hands maybe ? Wear a heavy glove it will seem like a stranger.
    Last edited by montana; 11-27-2020 at 06:33 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Lily View Post
    Is it safe to do rimming on oneself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Perianne View Post
    Is it safe to do rimming on oneself?
    That would take some flexibility lol. BTW I hope you are feeling better!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Lily View Post
    Vermont

    New York

    San Francisco

    Boston

    Texas

    Milwaukee


    https://www.zerohedge.com/political/thanksgiving-government-gifts-us-covid-19-sex-advice


    And this gem from Oregon.





    Health department offerings in lieu of Thanksgiving.
    This is why I lubs the interweb . Someone must be writing a book about DBs journey through life and I ain't gonna get no royalties .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daily Bread View Post
    This is why I lubs the interweb . Someone must be writing a book about DBs journey through life and I ain't gonna get no royalties .
    I'm not sure whether to raise my eyebrows, laugh or cry about that. So I'll go with

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