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    Drunk squirrel, because...2020. The old pears I left out for the squirrels had appare

    Drunk squirrel, because...2020. The old pears I left out for the squirrels had apparently fermented.




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    Sort of like an anesthetic ...

    ... or hallucinogen ...

    Oh wow, man, look at the colors ... what was that -- I saw that ... oh wow ... far out ... what what what ...

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    He's gonna have one heck of a headache.

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    Hahahahaha! Thanks for posting that! I laughed and laughed.

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    I've read about elephants eating fermented fruit and then running amuck. Drunken squirrels sounds safer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standing Wolf View Post
    I've read about elephants eating fermented fruit and then running amuck. Drunken squirrels sounds safer.
    I have seen monkeys get drunk. They can get aggressive.
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    I have heard that pigs like to eat the stuff they make moonshine out of and they get drunk. I think the moonshiners have to keep it away from the pigs because they will eat the mash until they pass out, lol.

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    Holy crap that little guy is plastered. Kind of looks like my cousin Malcolm after ten pints of Carling. He just sort of slowly nods off and falls out of his chair.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Perianne View Post
    I have heard that pigs like to eat the stuff they make moonshine out of and they get drunk. I think the moonshiners have to keep it away from the pigs because they will eat the mash until they pass out, lol.
    I'll check with the boys and get back to you on that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter1469 View Post
    Drunk squirrel, because...2020. The old pears I left out for the squirrels had apparently fermented.




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