Dear Patriotic Conservative, your help is urgently needed!

[OGIS]

I love this. It's almost better than the statue scam in the Illuminatus trilogy.

1) 3 months from now: GREETINGS I AM DONALD J. TRUMP, YOU MAY KNOW I WAS ILEGALY OVERTHROWN AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES but I was able to transfer $25MILLIONUS to a SWISS bank ACCOUNT. I cannot access theze fundbecause of PERSECUTION but I am reaching out TO PATRIOTS

2) WHO SUPPORTED ME from mailing lists kept by my FAVORITE SON DONALD JR who I can trust to SEND THESE FUND so the DEEP STATE and pedophies of SLEEPY JOE BIDEN cannot seize them and I can CONTINUE MY FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AND YOU

3) ... PLEASE click the link below to VERIFY YOUR BANKING INFORMATION and I will transfer a PERCENTAGE (LArge) of THE FUNDS and gift you 10% COMMISSION (many millions) for AIDING ME AND TRUE PATRIOTS. XX

[Calypso Jones]

THat's more like the Joe Biden Crime family isn't it?

[Davis]

Reflexive behavior is reflexive.

[Calypso Jones]

Reflexive behavior is reflexive.

if anyone should know that, y'all should.
The democrats, the left, are liars and cheaters. That is the only way they can win.

[Davis]

if anyone should know that, y'all should.
The democrats, the left, are liars and cheaters. That is the only way they can win.

The next recount should put Trump over the top, don't you think?

[Chris]

Who the heck is John Rogers?

Bottom feeding for nonsense? Go back to socialism.

[OGIS]

if anyone should know that, y'all should.
The democrats, the left, are liars and cheaters. That is the only way they can win.

With the Right, every accusation is a confession.

[OGIS]

The next recount should put Trump over the top, don't you think?

LOL, didn't the last one up Biden's count by 57 votes?

Trumpansies: "WHAAAAA! WHAAAAA!!! COUNTING THE VOTES IS UNFAIR! TRUMP WON BY POPULAR ACCAIMATION!!! WHAAAAA!!! WHAAAAA!!!"

Everyone else: "LOL!"

[Tahuyaman]

I love this. It's almost better than the statue scam in the Illuminatus trilogy.

1) 3 months from now: GREETINGS I AM DONALD J. TRUMP, YOU MAY KNOW I WAS ILEGALY OVERTHROWN AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES but I was able to transfer $25MILLIONUS to a SWISS bank ACCOUNT. I cannot access theze fundbecause of PERSECUTION but I am reaching out TO PATRIOTS

2) WHO SUPPORTED ME from mailing lists kept by my FAVORITE SON DONALD JR who I can trust to SEND THESE FUND so the DEEP STATE and pedophies of SLEEPY JOE BIDEN cannot seize them and I can CONTINUE MY FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AND YOU

3) ... PLEASE click the link below to VERIFY YOUR BANKING INFORMATION and I will transfer a PERCENTAGE (LArge) of THE FUNDS and gift you 10% COMMISSION (many millions) for AIDING ME AND TRUE PATRIOTS. XX

I thought this guy was supposed to be creative?

[OGIS]

I love this. It's almost better than the statue scam in the Illuminatus trilogy.

1) 3 months from now: GREETINGS I AM DONALD J. TRUMP, YOU MAY KNOW I WAS ILEGALY OVERTHROWN AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES but I was able to transfer $25MILLIONUS to a SWISS bank ACCOUNT. I cannot access theze fundbecause of PERSECUTION but I am reaching out TO PATRIOTS

2) WHO SUPPORTED ME from mailing lists kept by my FAVORITE SON DONALD JR who I can trust to SEND THESE FUND so the DEEP STATE and pedophies of SLEEPY JOE BIDEN cannot seize them and I can CONTINUE MY FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AND YOU

3) ... PLEASE click the link below to VERIFY YOUR BANKING INFORMATION and I will transfer a PERCENTAGE (LArge) of THE FUNDS and gift you 10% COMMISSION (many millions) for AIDING ME AND TRUE PATRIOTS. XX

I thought this guy was supposed to be creative?

Yeah, writing a parody of a Nigerian 419 scam isn't too creative. It's obvious as all hell, and funny. Someone had to do it, so I guess John Rogers just ran with it.

iT dOEs SeEm like A LetDowN FroM LEvErAge, the lIbRAriAns, jAckIe CHAN ADVENtures, And bLUe bEETLe, thoUGH.

Yes, that's sarcasm. None of those were impressive.