2020 Worst Year Ever, Provided You Never Lived at Any Other Time in History.....

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2020 Rated Worst Year Ever, Provided You Never Lived At Any Other Time In History
December 2nd, 2020

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U.S.—Across the country, there is general consensus that 2020 has been the "worst year ever." According to studies, 82% of Americans agree that 2020 has been a terrible year of unprecedented suffering and misery. Experts confirmed that 2020 was indeed the worst year, provided you have never lived in virtually any other time period in all of human history.

"We noticed that most of the respondents who called 2020 the worst year also enjoyed delicious food being delivered to them for 8 months while they sat on their couches with the air conditioning on and binge-watched shows the whole time," said one researcher.
"While we understand it hasn't been easy, we also found very few instances of Viking raids, Black Plague, famine, world war, using rotary telephones, needing to look things up in a physical dictionary, slavery, people being burned at the stake, walking miles to school, living in caves, sleeping on the ground, ice ages, Nazi holocausts, civil war, infant mortality, global floods, ethnic cleansing, using leaves as toilet paper, using leeches as medicine, using wooden mallets as an anesthetic, fighting wild saber-tooth tigers, cannibalism, occupation by the Persian Empire... what was I talking about again? Oh yeah-- most people in 2020 never experienced any of those things, so comparatively speaking it's been a pretty decent year!"
"Worst. Year. Ever." Tweeted one local man who has been making more money than most Zambians make in a lifetime -- all from the comfort of his computer.
"Can 2020 be over yet??" Tweeted a New York fashion executive whose preferred candidate just won the presidential election.
"I just can't anymore. Ugh!" exclaimed another after Uber got his dinner order wrong.
The only exception was one oddball who walked out of his front door and took a deep breath of the morning air. "Thank you, God, for this amazing air!" he said. The oddball has been detained for further scientific study to figure out what the heck is wrong with hi
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2020 Rated Worst Year Ever, Provided You Never Lived At Any Other Time In History
December 2nd, 2020

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U.S.—Across the country, there is general consensus that 2020 has been the "worst year ever." According to studies, 82% of Americans agree that 2020 has been a terrible year of unprecedented suffering and misery. Experts confirmed that 2020 was indeed the worst year, provided you have never lived in virtually any other time period in all of human history.

"We noticed that most of the respondents who called 2020 the worst year also enjoyed delicious food being delivered to them for 8 months while they sat on their couches with the air conditioning on and binge-watched shows the whole time," said one researcher.
"While we understand it hasn't been easy, we also found very few instances of Viking raids, Black Plague, famine, world war, using rotary telephones, needing to look things up in a physical dictionary, slavery, people being burned at the stake, walking miles to school, living in caves, sleeping on the ground, ice ages, Nazi holocausts, civil war, infant mortality, global floods, ethnic cleansing, using leaves as toilet paper, using leeches as medicine, using wooden mallets as an anesthetic, fighting wild saber-tooth tigers, cannibalism, occupation by the Persian Empire... what was I talking about again? Oh yeah-- most people in 2020 never experienced any of those things, so comparatively speaking it's been a pretty decent year!"
"Worst. Year. Ever." Tweeted one local man who has been making more money than most Zambians make in a lifetime -- all from the comfort of his computer.
"Can 2020 be over yet??" Tweeted a New York fashion executive whose preferred candidate just won the presidential election.
"I just can't anymore. Ugh!" exclaimed another after Uber got his dinner order wrong.
The only exception was one oddball who walked out of his front door and took a deep breath of the morning air. "Thank you, God, for this amazing air!" he said. The oddball has been detained for further scientific study to figure out what the heck is wrong with hi
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[Mechanic]

2020 has been fine for me so far! tRump is out and a sane person is in. On to the world at large no planes flying into high rise buildings.

[The Booman]

The dark ages were kinda fun.

[Peter1469]

Satire is suppose to be in the pub.

[HawkTheSlayer]

Satire is suppose to be in the pub.

They've been taking all political satire out of the pub and moving it into this useless, left and right side rant thing where no posts or the OP ends up on the sidebar for anyone to view.

If you're going to set something like this up, you need to do the proper IT work to make sure it functions properly.

[Omar]

2020 has been fine for me so far! tRump is out and a sane person is in.

I've thought several times that at least Biden supporters had something go right for them this year. The rest of us have not been so lucky.

Obviously there have been far worse years than 2020. But it may well be worst year in my lifetime. Not for me personally, but generally. They did have the Vietnam war going on when I was younger, so I suppose there could be some debate there. We did have cool things like the Beatles back then though.

[nathanbforrest45]

2020 has been fine for me so far! tRump is out and a sane person is in. On to the world at large no planes flying into high rise buildings.

I thought Biden was supposed to have won the election. Did I miss something somewhere?