Rudy: "I Met Her In The Bar"

[John Galt]

Is she drunk? Is she on drugs? Both? It appears that Rudy the Drunk dragged his new drinking buddy before the Michigan House Oversight Committee. They must have been out pretty late, as she looks a bit disheveled and Rudy can be heard farting later in the hearing.



Rudy Attempts to Shush Unhinged ‘Witness’ During Election Fraud Hearing

In yet another unhinged election fraud hearing on Wednesday night, Trump campaign attorney Rudy Giuliani—who recently had hair dye leaking down his face during a press conference in which he quoted My Cousin Vinny—appeared to be so embarrassed by one of his witnesses that he tried to shush her.

With Team Trump’s lawsuits and legal challenges repeatedly getting laughed out of court, the legal team’s latest gambit to keep President Donald Trump in the White House is to try to convince legislatures in states President-elect Joe Biden won to dismiss their states’ certifications and flip their electoral votes to Trump.

After holding unofficial “hearings” in Arizona and Pennsylvania hotels, Giuliani and fellow Trump campaign lawyer Jenna Ellis appeared in front of a Michigan House Oversight Committee hearing on Wednesday. The hearing comes amid pressure from Trump and his Republican allies for the GOP-led state legislature to step in and give the state to the president, despite Biden’s 154,000-vote victory.

One of the witnesses the Trump legal team presented on Wednesday night—the second day of hearings—was Mellissa Carone, who claims she worked as a contractor for Dominion Voting Systems.
Despite struggling to coherently explain her job duties during her first day of testimony, Carone was brought back by the Trump team—and again had trouble articulating what exactly she did as a Dominion contractor. That, however, did not stop her from confidently insisting that she did indeed witness blatant and massive fraud when ballots were being counted.

Video at link. This is a snippet of her drunken testimony. This one is going to be shown over and over and over again as trump continues his fundraising comedy tour in various courtrooms and hotel event rooms.

[John Galt]

Alleging that she witnessed poll workers running the same ballots through voting machines “thousands of times,” Carone—noticeably slurring— took issue when a state representative said that she should be “under oath” during her testimony.

This might be my favorite part, but I haven't looked for video of her entire testimony

At one point, during an exchange with GOP Rep. Steve Johnson, Carone grew animated and began yelling when the lawmaker questioned how her claim that a batch of 30,000 votes counted multiple times wouldn’t be reflected in the poll book.
“We’re not seeing the poll book off by 30,000 votes,” Johnson said.
“What’d you guys do, take it and do something crazy to it?” Carone fired back, dramatically raising both of her eyebrows.

[John Galt]

LOL...Rudy has the farts after a late night out with his new 'witness'.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article...-giuliani-fart

[nycwarrior]

This women pretty much sums up all the Trump fraud cases.

[Captain Obvious]

She must have been turned on by the shoe polish in his hair.

[TheLiquidGuy]

When does he say he met her in the bar?

[carolina73]

So this is your defense? One witness when the Trump team has no time to do any vetting?

[Davis]

So this is your defense? One witness when the Trump team has no time to do any vetting?

Defense?

[RichardMZhlubb]

So this is your defense? One witness when the Trump team has no time to do any vetting?

It wasn't just one witness. None of the witnesses they trotted out had any credibility. The worst is still the woman who complained about how it's unfair that Michigan law doesn't require photo ID for everyone because she can't tell Chinese people apart.

[Leanne778]

Is she drunk? Is she on drugs? Both? It appears that Rudy the Drunk dragged his new drinking buddy before the Michigan House Oversight Committee. They must have been out pretty late, as she looks a bit disheveled and Rudy can be heard farting later in the hearing.



Rudy Attempts to Shush Unhinged ‘Witness’ During Election Fraud Hearing






Video at link. This is a snippet of her drunken testimony. This one is going to be shown over and over and over again as trump continues his fundraising comedy tour in various courtrooms and hotel event rooms.