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    Wearing a mask with your nose sticking out is like wearing a condom on your testicles

    5 Mask Mistakes People Make

    1. Nose Out

    Wearing the mask over your nose ensures that your respiratory droplets or nasal mucus remains within your mask and also helps provide some level of protection from other people’s infectious droplets contacting the inside of your nose.
    Wearing a mask with your nose sticking out is like wearing a condom on your testicles.

    When out walking, look out for PROBlems. You know: maskless Plague Rats On Bicycles who blow past you without giving you time to get out of the way.

    Ah, CONServatives, the Masters of Projection (MOPs). With CONServatives, every accusation is a confession. Weird, that.

    ............Oh, what fresh hell is this?
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    ....... Not my circus, not my monkeys

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    Another public service announcement from a bored old man.
    Whoever criticizes capitalism, while approving immigration, whose working class is its first victim, had better shut up. Whoever criticizes immigration, while remaining silent about capitalism, should do the same.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister D View Post
    Another public service announcement from a bored old man.
    Actually, my wife (21 years my junior) thought it up this morning. I thought it was pretty good. Short and snappy and irreverent. (Sort of like my wife.) It just might have legs. After I stopped laughing, I put it out to several sites on the Internet. Let's see what happens.
    Wearing a mask with your nose sticking out is like wearing a condom on your testicles.

    When out walking, look out for PROBlems. You know: maskless Plague Rats On Bicycles who blow past you without giving you time to get out of the way.

    Ah, CONServatives, the Masters of Projection (MOPs). With CONServatives, every accusation is a confession. Weird, that.

    ............Oh, what fresh hell is this?
    ,,,........¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯
    ....... Not my circus, not my monkeys

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    Rebuttal from the machine ragers that wearing condoms is totalitarian oppression in 3.. 2..
    my junk is ugly

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGIS View Post
    Actually, my wife (21 years my junior) thought it up this morning. I thought it was pretty good. Short and snappy and irreverent. (Sort of like my wife.) It just might have legs. After I stopped laughing, I put it out to several sites on the Internet. Let's see what happens.
    I'm sure. That's why you're a bad writer.

    Frankly, I figured you just throw your ideas out there on forums. It's really just a sounding board. If you look like an idiot (and you usually do) you're an anonymous idiot.
    Whoever criticizes capitalism, while approving immigration, whose working class is its first victim, had better shut up. Whoever criticizes immigration, while remaining silent about capitalism, should do the same.


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    Quote Originally Posted by OGIS View Post
    5 Mask Mistakes People Make

    1. Nose Out

    Wearing the mask over your nose ensures that your respiratory droplets or nasal mucus remains within your mask and also helps provide some level of protection from other people’s infectious droplets contacting the inside of your nose.
    No $#@! Sherlock. And wearing a mask with your eyeballs exposed isn't any better. And wearing a gaiter mask disperses the virus into the air more effectively than no mask, according to a study from Duke University. That's why mask mandates without guidelines are $#@!ing stupid. Then we have to get these nose exposers to comply. How do you plan to do that? Bullwhips? Cattle prods? The rack? Stocks on the town square? Reeducation camps?
    Cutesy Time is OVER

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Obvious View Post
    Rebuttal from the machine ragers that wearing condoms is totalitarian oppression in 3.. 2..
    You know what would be funnier n' hell? tЯump actually declares martial law. Then - since the military is now in control (not tЯump) a military junta has tЯump shot and takes over. An excuse will be needed, of course, to then shoot the most voracious tЯump loyalists, so the junta decides that wearing masks is now mandatory. Then they arrest and shoot all the non-maskers, effectively eliminating all the fanatical Trumpers. The order of this might be reversed of course, to eliminate tЯump's support first. (I am confident that tЯump would say whatever a junta wanted him to say when appropriate persuasion was exerted on him.)

    I've seen martial law in another country - from both sides. The idiots on this board have no farking idea about what can happen under it. It takes on a life of its own, and has its own damned rules.
    Wearing a mask with your nose sticking out is like wearing a condom on your testicles.

    When out walking, look out for PROBlems. You know: maskless Plague Rats On Bicycles who blow past you without giving you time to get out of the way.

    Ah, CONServatives, the Masters of Projection (MOPs). With CONServatives, every accusation is a confession. Weird, that.

    ............Oh, what fresh hell is this?
    ,,,........¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯
    ....... Not my circus, not my monkeys

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister D View Post
    I'm sure. That's why you're a bad writer.

    Frankly, I figured you just throw your ideas out there on forums. It's really just a sounding board. If you look like an idiot (and you usually do) you're an anonymous idiot.
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    Wearing a mask with your nose sticking out is like wearing a condom on your testicles.

    When out walking, look out for PROBlems. You know: maskless Plague Rats On Bicycles who blow past you without giving you time to get out of the way.

    Ah, CONServatives, the Masters of Projection (MOPs). With CONServatives, every accusation is a confession. Weird, that.

    ............Oh, what fresh hell is this?
    ,,,........¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯
    ....... Not my circus, not my monkeys

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    If condoms had pores in them larger than sperm then this could be a reasonable comparison.

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    Some people should wear condoms over their heads
    my junk is ugly

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