Today may be the last day I ever post on this forum if the predictions of several members holds true. Tomorrow I am scheduled to receive my Covid19 vaccine. According to some this vaccine will either kill me outright, scar my lungs to cut my life down to 48 hours or less or turn me into a babbling idiot i.e. a Democrat. We shall see.
If I do not return I want to dox myself. My real name is Sir Reginald Piffington Smythe. I am not actually an American citizen but I am from West Barking Township, in the Cotswolds. I raise leprechauns for the Irish trade, although thanks to the Ministry of Magic I may be priced out of the market.
I will say that one good aspect of this is I am getting the Pfizer vaccine. As you may be aware Pfizer also produces Viagra and any company that can raise the dead should present no issues to the living.