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    Corny and Totally Tasteless Jones, Quips, One-Liners, and Other Assorted Goodies!

    Really quite simple, folks. Post your silly, zany, tasteless, cornball, vulgar, and otherwise good, or bad humor here:

    Anyone know about this great new personal injury law firm that just opened up? It's the firm of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe. Their lead co-counsels are Ima B. Isch, and this dude from Germany named Klaus Von Deuschebahg.

    What did the plumber say to his customer before installing the hot water heater? "Ma'am, it's a "tankless" job but somebody's got to do it.

    If you have a friend or family member named John, what's the one way you do NOT want to greet him at the airport? "Hi, Jack!"

    What's Italian for a colonoscopy? Innuendo.
    IT'S JUST BORIS!





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    I'm yo.
    This my brother yo
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    I'm yo.
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    One of my favorite one liners...






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    Boss; Why aren't you answering your phone ??

    Worker; I always wait till the third ring, it makes me cooler.

    Boss; Answer the damn phone.

    Worker; OK OK ....... 9-11 what's your emergency ??

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