Well Polly would have to do her part.. Shave the arm pits and legs, Color the hair normal, put on some make up, lose the vampire finger nails, get a nice dress and shoes with some tasteful jewelry etc..
I have seen some makeovers that takes these dykes and makes them look like a woman.And of course that is the problem. Most of them say they are lesbo because they want to be, but what it really is is that they cant get a man. They were never taught how to please a man or be attractive to one.
If they learn their lives can be so much better*sighs* Yeah, never heard any of this bull$#@! before.[directed at st. james]
Normally I am with you, but Western Women need to try to be more attractive. That is important for civilization. The Rachel Maddows/Mookie Obama/Rosie O'Donnell look is not good
Look, I've had boyfriends before, I prostituted my way through college, guys hit on me on the internetz (four guys have voiced interest in me here on tPF at various points even, two of whom are still with us if verification of this claim is needed)...hell, my dad used to rape me! My point here being that I'm plenty attractive by the standards of many guys and have plenty of sexual experience with men. That ain't the issue. The issue is that I simply don't enjoy it. Like for example, I loathe being physically penetrated. Anywhere. It feels very degrading to me. I'm drawn to the female body and the ways that women experience intimacy together. That's just how it is.
Also dude, it's not exactly like you're realistically a stud or something yourself anyway. I mean you guys here are what, in your 60s and 70s mostly, and probably well overweight for the most part? Why you preaching to me about my looks?
Also also, why do the looks of lesbians matter to you anyway? By definition, they're not interested in you that way! Rachel Maddow and Rosie O'Donnell, who you've mentioned, are both married women too, so obviously there's somebody out there who has found both of them appealing. What's it to you? I mean I think Rachel Maddow looks cute! I'm not exactly ultra-feminine myself.
Also also also, why does my sexual orientation even matter to you anyway? What the hell even makes it your business? Are you that insecure in your sense of masculinity? Like you think maybe one day your wife will be snatched up by another woman or something?