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    CDC Says You No Longer Have To Wear A Life Jacket Outside In Case Of Rain

    CDC Says You No Longer Have To Wear A Life Jacket Outside In Case Of Rain

    Good news!

    ATLANTA, GA—The CDC has updated its guidelines and announced that you no longer have to wear a life jacket outside in case of rain. The guidelines had been put in place last year during a particularly rainy March, and although many experts had claimed we would just have to wear the life jackets for a couple of weeks, mandates remained in place for well over a year.

    But now, even hardcore pro-life jacket agencies like the CDC have admitted it is time to take the life jackets off and go about our lives.

    "Look, unfortunately, the rainy season is just about over," said CDC Director Rochelle Walensky. "We had hoped it would last forever, but even we must admit, you no longer have to put a life jacket on when going outside." However, the updated rule only applies to people who have taken swimming lessons at an approved swim lesson site.

    https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-says...n-case-of-rain

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