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  1. 07-22-2021, 06:54 AM #1
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    Exclamation A sperm bank holds a contest to find out who has the the best jizz...

    A sperm bank holds a contest to find out who has the the best jizz...

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    Grounded by the pandemic and bored? If you’re a young man in China and have time on your hands, a Chinese sperm bank may have just the right summer program for you.

    The Human Sperm Bank of Shanghai is inviting college students to join a competition to see who has the best semen, in order to promote reproductive health and recruit donors, who are offered up to $1,160 for replenishing the bank’s supply.

    The summer contest, launched on July 12, will pick those who have the highest sperm count and motility as winners, although their names will not be released to the public, the sperm bank said in an ad posted on WeChat.



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    Well.....alrighty then...
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    There are kits at the drug store for measuring sperm motility. I always wondered whether a guy has ever walked into the feminine hygiene aisle and had an idea for sperm races. Probably scared off by the diva cups, though.
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