Why are porn ads telling you to put apple cider vinegar on your penis?...

[DGUtley]

Why are porn ads telling you to put apple cider vinegar on your penis?... Ads on porn tube sites also suggest soaking a tampon in vinegar and putting it in your butt.

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The advertisements running on porn tube sites are frequently bizarre. That's by design: They have to compete with whatever stepmom clip you were about to watch, so they yank you by the ocular nerves with images of Elsa from Frozen daring you not to cum. The algorithms that serve these ads are fairly transparent in how they decide what you see: if you watch a lot of content involving sex toys, you might start getting Tenga masturbation sleeve ads, and if you're into hentai, you'll see a lot of computer-generated debauchery. If you click on one of those ads, you'll see more of the same. Usually.

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There are a couple different versions of this ad. In one, an illustration of a disembodied, veiny dick is shoved into a Bragg's apple cider vinegar bottle, with the text above it saying, "This Weird Trick Makes Any Penis Increase by 65%."
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But the product these ads are selling has nothing to do with apple cider vinegar. It's hard to say what they were selling years ago, but today, they're for a dick-pill called InstaHard. The apple cider vinegar ads direct you to a very long video (I gave up after watching it for 40 minutes) narrated by a "couple's therapist" named Bill, who tells a winding tale of discovering the secrets to awakening the mind inside his dick for erections that (consensually) hobbled his wife. The pills claim to contains a bunch of "natural ingredients" that will "simply restores the natural function of your penis by working on the cellular level to re-activate the 'Penile Brain.'" The "PENIS BRAIN" motif repeats several times throughout the video and is absolutely hilarious every time he says it. In the works cited section for this video is a CBS article from 2008 that uses this incredible phrase to describe the autonomic nervous system, which also controls things like breathing and heart rate (and hard-ons), but is not a literal thinking brain inside the head of your penis.


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"Apple cider vinegar isn’t going to make your penis bigger," Cooperman said. "Not as a salve, not as a soak, not as a food, not as an enema, not as a pill. Don’t do it." Another urologist, who requested to remain anonymous for this story, summed it up: "ACV won’t enlarge any penis! In minute amounts, I suppose, it belongs in salad dressings, not penises."



https://www.vice.com/en/article/z3xk...rgement-growth

[midcan5]

LOL before the internet stupidly had a harder time. Now nonsense has a platform and an audience. It is good for indigestion per some people we know. And I think it is in that Golo product advertised for energy etc. B12 is an excellent energy vitamin.


https://www.activebeat.com/diet-nutr...-a-super-food/

[countryboy]

LOL before the internet stupidly had a harder time. Now nonsense has a platform and an audience. It is good for indigestion per some people we know. And I think it is in that Golo product advertised for energy etc. B12 is an excellent energy vitamin.


https://www.activebeat.com/diet-nutr...-a-super-food/

Got taken by the apple cider vinegar ad eh?

[Tahuyaman]

Why are porn ads telling you to put apple cider vinegar on your penis?... Ads on porn tube sites also suggest soaking a tampon in vinegar and putting it in your butt.

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The advertisements running on porn tube sites are frequently bizarre. That's by design: They have to compete with whatever stepmom clip you were about to watch, so they yank you by the ocular nerves with images of Elsa from Frozen daring you not to cum. The algorithms that serve these ads are fairly transparent in how they decide what you see: if you watch a lot of content involving sex toys, you might start getting Tenga masturbation sleeve ads, and if you're into hentai, you'll see a lot of computer-generated debauchery. If you click on one of those ads, you'll see more of the same. Usually.

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There are a couple different versions of this ad. In one, an illustration of a disembodied, veiny dick is shoved into a Bragg's apple cider vinegar bottle, with the text above it saying, "This Weird Trick Makes Any Penis Increase by 65%."
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But the product these ads are selling has nothing to do with apple cider vinegar. It's hard to say what they were selling years ago, but today, they're for a dick-pill called InstaHard. The apple cider vinegar ads direct you to a very long video (I gave up after watching it for 40 minutes) narrated by a "couple's therapist" named Bill, who tells a winding tale of discovering the secrets to awakening the mind inside his dick for erections that (consensually) hobbled his wife. The pills claim to contains a bunch of "natural ingredients" that will "simply restores the natural function of your penis by working on the cellular level to re-activate the 'Penile Brain.'" The "PENIS BRAIN" motif repeats several times throughout the video and is absolutely hilarious every time he says it. In the works cited section for this video is a CBS article from 2008 that uses this incredible phrase to describe the autonomic nervous system, which also controls things like breathing and heart rate (and hard-ons), but is not a literal thinking brain inside the head of your penis.


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"Apple cider vinegar isn’t going to make your penis bigger," Cooperman said. "Not as a salve, not as a soak, not as a food, not as an enema, not as a pill. Don’t do it." Another urologist, who requested to remain anonymous for this story, summed it up: "ACV won’t enlarge any penis! In minute amounts, I suppose, it belongs in salad dressings, not penises."



https://www.vice.com/en/article/z3xk...rgement-growth

Uh. Okeedokee.

[Tahuyaman]

Got taken by the apple cider vinegar ad eh?

Only the tampon application.

[Tahuyaman]

…., I suppose, it belongs in salad dressings, not penises." …

There’s a salad tossing joke in there somewhere.

[Retirednsmilin308]

I just sit on my hand till it gets numb...that way it feels like someone else.

[donttread]

Why are porn ads telling you to put apple cider vinegar on your penis?... Ads on porn tube sites also suggest soaking a tampon in vinegar and putting it in your butt.

Attachment 41710

The advertisements running on porn tube sites are frequently bizarre. That's by design: They have to compete with whatever stepmom clip you were about to watch, so they yank you by the ocular nerves with images of Elsa from Frozen daring you not to cum. The algorithms that serve these ads are fairly transparent in how they decide what you see: if you watch a lot of content involving sex toys, you might start getting Tenga masturbation sleeve ads, and if you're into hentai, you'll see a lot of computer-generated debauchery. If you click on one of those ads, you'll see more of the same. Usually.

Attachment 41711


There are a couple different versions of this ad. In one, an illustration of a disembodied, veiny dick is shoved into a Bragg's apple cider vinegar bottle, with the text above it saying, "This Weird Trick Makes Any Penis Increase by 65%."
Attachment 41712

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But the product these ads are selling has nothing to do with apple cider vinegar. It's hard to say what they were selling years ago, but today, they're for a dick-pill called InstaHard. The apple cider vinegar ads direct you to a very long video (I gave up after watching it for 40 minutes) narrated by a "couple's therapist" named Bill, who tells a winding tale of discovering the secrets to awakening the mind inside his dick for erections that (consensually) hobbled his wife. The pills claim to contains a bunch of "natural ingredients" that will "simply restores the natural function of your penis by working on the cellular level to re-activate the 'Penile Brain.'" The "PENIS BRAIN" motif repeats several times throughout the video and is absolutely hilarious every time he says it. In the works cited section for this video is a CBS article from 2008 that uses this incredible phrase to describe the autonomic nervous system, which also controls things like breathing and heart rate (and hard-ons), but is not a literal thinking brain inside the head of your penis.


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"Apple cider vinegar isn’t going to make your penis bigger," Cooperman said. "Not as a salve, not as a soak, not as a food, not as an enema, not as a pill. Don’t do it." Another urologist, who requested to remain anonymous for this story, summed it up: "ACV won’t enlarge any penis! In minute amounts, I suppose, it belongs in salad dressings, not penises."



https://www.vice.com/en/article/z3xk...rgement-growth

Wait did these porn actors run out of Cocaine?