"When there are two people on an elevator, and one of them farts? Everyone knows who did it..." G. Carlin
"When there are two people on an elevator, and one of them farts? Everyone knows who did it..." G. Carlin
stjames1_53 (09-10-2021)
Two members of my immediate family would quite intentionally try to impress each other with loudness, duration, odor, resonance and pitch.
They both are adults, but it was funny just to listen to both of them brag on such a thing, lol.
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments by those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." -- James Madison
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For waltky: http://quakes.globalincidentmap.com/
"The Nation that makes a great distinction between its scholars and its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools."
- Thucydides
"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote" B. Franklin
Igitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
carolina73 (09-13-2021)
My loving spouse let rip one night while sleeping, which very literally, had me hanging over the edge of the bed gasping for air. The statement, when advised of this in the morning, was 'pictures or it didn't happen'.
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments by those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." -- James Madison
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