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    "When there are two people on an elevator, and one of them farts? Everyone knows who did it..." G. Carlin

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    Two members of my immediate family would quite intentionally try to impress each other with loudness, duration, odor, resonance and pitch.

    They both are adults, but it was funny just to listen to both of them brag on such a thing, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by carolina73 View Post
    If you go to a yoga class with older people, then it often has a horn section.
    Lol old people and the walking farts.

    I use to chuckle as a kid when my grandma would rip one from the living room to the kitchen with no f's given...

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    Quote Originally Posted by countryboy View Post
    Bah dum TSHHHH!

    But also very true. LOL The instructor tries to tell the class how healthy it is to minimize the embarrassment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carolina73 View Post
    But also very true. LOL The instructor tries to tell the class how healthy it is to minimize the embarrassment.
    all of my farts are healthy.............just ask the wife
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    My loving spouse let rip one night while sleeping, which very literally, had me hanging over the edge of the bed gasping for air. The statement, when advised of this in the morning, was 'pictures or it didn't happen'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Collateral Damage View Post
    My loving spouse let rip one night while sleeping, which very literally, had me hanging over the edge of the bed gasping for air. The statement, when advised of this in the morning, was 'pictures or it didn't happen'.
    LOL "Dutch Oven"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Collateral Damage View Post
    My loving spouse let rip one night while sleeping, which very literally, had me hanging over the edge of the bed gasping for air. The statement, when advised of this in the morning, was 'pictures or it didn't happen'.
    Sounds like your wife's ripper made you Collateral Damage...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Collateral Damage View Post
    My loving spouse let rip one night while sleeping, which very literally, had me hanging over the edge of the bed gasping for air. The statement, when advised of this in the morning, was 'pictures or it didn't happen'.
    I wonder if Mrs. CD would have an opposite story.....

    ~a loving spouse - Grandmother Pamela

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pammy View Post
    I wonder if Mrs. CD would have an opposite story.....

    ~a loving spouse - Grandmother Pamela
    I was considering having an infrared camera installed......
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