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    Exclamation A cow escaped a ranch, headed to a resort, and got stuck on a waterslide...

    A cow escaped a ranch, headed to a resort, and got stuck on a waterslide...


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    In 2017's Okja, a “super pig” escapes from captivity and ends up having a grand, frequently horrifying adventure. Possibly having watched the film and taken inspiration from its plot, a cow in Brazil recently fled its ranch home and went on a slightly less cinematic adventure of its own: Getting stuck on a waterslide at a nearby resort.






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    So here's the deal...this happened in Brazil about 500 miles west of Rio. Cow escaped from a cattle ranch, wandered next door to a resort, climbed the stairs of the waterslide and then made its way down the flume. The cow had been destined for the slaughterhouse but after this, the owner of the ranch has decided to spare the animal and make it a pet. They even named him. His name is Tobogă . . . the Portuguese word for "Slide." Here's the most amazing part...the slide was only rated for 450 pounds. The cow clocked in at just over 700 lbs. That's some good waterslide integrity there!!


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    Now that is funny.
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    Sounds like a kinky bachelor party.






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