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    Health Question

    Since I been out a year and a half and finally got so see my ass doctor. He wants to do one of those ass snakes on me to see if there is cancer is up there.

    I am concerned about this as it seems a little weird.

    They didn't do this in the infirmary so I am wondering if anyone else has had this?

    I am worried this could turn me into one of those more femmine type of guys.

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    If you mean a colonoscopy, I’m having one next Monday so I will let you know.
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    How will you tell if it turns you? Is there a statute of limitations afterwards?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaulyWalnuts View Post
    Since I been out a year and a half and finally got so see my ass doctor. He wants to do one of those ass snakes on me to see if there is cancer is up there.

    I am concerned about this as it seems a little weird.

    They didn't do this in the infirmary so I am wondering if anyone else has had this?

    I am worried this could turn me into one of those more femmine type of guys.
    I was going to make a crude joke, but changed my mind. Just do it Pauly, it could save your life. The test itself is easy, it's the prep that sucks, but you're tough, you'll be fine.
    Cutesy Time is OVER

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    Quote Originally Posted by countryboy View Post
    I was going to make a crude joke, but changed my mind. Just do it Pauly, it could save your life. The test itself is easy, it's the prep that sucks, but you're tough, you'll be fine.
    I appreciate the assurance and concern for my health.. Salute

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    Quote Originally Posted by DGUtley View Post
    If you mean a colonoscopy, I’m having one next Monday so I will let you know.

    it's no big deal.

    From personal experience...

    Mix the drinking solution with Crystal Lite regular lemonade powder.

    Chill the solution.

    Stay near a commode.

    You tail end will get sensitive to the softest toilet paper.

    Get baby wipes, open and saturate the wipes with 'Witch Hazel'

    Clean yourself with those.

    Do Not flush the baby wipes.

    If you decide no anesthetic you can see what they see on a screen.

    easy peasy...

    Have fun ! Let the jokes begin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaulyWalnuts View Post
    I appreciate the assurance and concern for my health.. Salute
    See post #6

    you'll be fine... no biggie ...
    It's only about 25 feet long.....

    Just joking... I dunno' how long the probe... didn't care.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thom Paine View Post
    See post #6

    you'll be fine... no biggie ...
    It's only about 25 feet long.....

    Just joking... I dunno' how long the probe... didn't care.
    It may only be 25 feet long but the new equipment is about half the circumference of a soda bottle
    I'm yo.
    This my brother yo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thom Paine View Post
    it's no big deal.

    From personal experience...

    Mix the drinking solution with Crystal Lite regular lemonade powder.

    Chill the solution.

    Stay near a commode.

    You tail end will get sensitive to the softest toilet paper.

    Get baby wipes, open and saturate the wipes with 'Witch Hazel'

    Clean yourself with those.

    Do Not flush the baby wipes.

    If you decide no anesthetic you can see what they see on a screen.

    easy peasy...

    Have fun ! Let the jokes begin.
    If you decide no anesthetic you can see what they see on a screen

    Then you will kill yourself. Not much to see anyway. I go back to the "Be a man about it" days. Never again.
    Liberals are a clear and present danger to our nation
    Pick your enemies carefully.






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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    It may only be 25 feet long but the new equipment is about half the circumference of a soda bottle
    And we're talking 2-liter bottles.
    Liberals are a clear and present danger to our nation
    Pick your enemies carefully.






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