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    Man claims his penis shrank 1.5 inches

    COVID d – – k is real’ say docs


    Who believes this, or believes this is another scare tactic

    Talk about getting the short end of the stick.
    As if contracting COVID wasn’t bad enough, a dismayed man now claims that he’s lost a whopping 1.5 inches from the length of his penis as a lingering result of the vile virus.
    “My penis has shrunk,” lamented the griping guy in a letter to the “How To Do It” podcast this week.
    “I’m a heterosexual man in my 30s,” he said, anonymously — only referring to himself as “coming up short.”
    “In July of last year, I contracted COVID and was very sick. When I got out of the hospital, I had some erectile dysfunction issues,” he added.
    The purportedly once-well-endowed man went on to explain that prior to his diagnosis, he boasted an “above average”-sized tool.



    https://nypost.com/2022/01/13/man-cl...racting-covid/
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    So many questions...

    Is he actually doing the measuring or taking someone else's word for it?

    Presumably he knew, or thought he knew, what his pre-Covid measurement was. Why?

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    Look babe, it was the cold water plus that dang vaccine.
    Let's go Brandon !!!

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    Research has shown the average length when erect is 5 inches.If he lost what he said then that leaves him very little wiggle room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by montana View Post
    Research has shown the average length when erect is 5 inches.If he lost what he said then that leaves him very little wiggle room.
    That's all?
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    Quote Originally Posted by montana View Post
    Research has shown the average length when erect is 5 inches.If he lost what he said then that leaves him very little wiggle room.
    Whoever told you "5" was trying to spare your feelings
    "I thought I was a biker until I talked to a lesbian"

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    Mine grew 1 1/2 inches. Odd
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    The Sex dolls wont complain, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    Mine grew 1 1/2 inches. Odd
    First time that's ever happened, is it?
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