My penis fell off but it regrew on my arm...

[DGUtley]

My penis fell off but it regrew on my arm...

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A man who lost his penis due to a severe blood infection has had an artificial member surgically attached to his nether region — six years after it was designed by doctors. “I feel like a real man again,” Malcolm MacDonald, 47, exclaimed in a new documentary detailing his extraordinary ordeal. The mechanic — who resides in Norfolk, England — was left mortified back in 2010 when his penis “just dropped off onto the floor” after he suffered an infection in his perineum.

Surgeons subsequently manufactured a new penis for the father of two using a skin flap on his left arm. They planned to move the manmade member down to his pubic area but were forced to stop the operation due to a lack of oxygen in his blood. MacDonald was left with the artificial phallus poking out of his forearm. A second surgery to move the manhood between his legs was delayed for six years due to scheduling mix-ups, staff shortages and the COVID-19 pandemic.


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POST PENILE REMOVAL:
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https://nypost.com/2022/05/02/man-ha...it-on-his-arm/

[FindersKeepers]

Madness is the order of the day, it seems.

I was going to say how crazy that is, but then I remembered that biological women are having penises attached and biological men are having them cut off.

Go figure.

And, just look at his eyes. You can tell he's off.

[DGUtley]

I think this was medical not psychosocial.

[carolina73]

And Malcolm is always rubbing his arm when he looks at me...

[Dr. Who]

Poor guy!

[Common]

Now that is a new one on me...so is it safe to assume that soon, the little guys will have a shot at growing a big guy

[Cotton1]

Lemme guess...this led to an arms agreement with his two leggers of the female variety?

[Cotton1]

Now that is a new one on me...so is it safe to assume that soon, the little guys will have a shot at growing a big guy

You are absolutely correct. I went for a walk this morning and three of the neighborhood dogs were already following me.

It's going to be an interesting day. Just a reminder . ...the annual Gay Dogs parade will begin at 4 PM on Electric Avenue and will conclude at Electric Fence Lane

[Cotton1]

Madness is the order of the day, it seems.

I was going to say how crazy that is, but then I remembered that biological women are having penises attached and biological men are having them cut off.

Go figure.

And, just look at his eyes. You can tell he's off.

You have your facts transposed.

Biological Men are having their Howdy Doody cut off by biological women.


Local news reported a Rachel Maddow sighting at the "I wish I had Duck Feet" line after being told there were no openings left at the " Which one am I" line

[OLD GUY IN FLORIDA]

Madness is the order of the day, it seems.

I was going to say how crazy that is, but then I remembered that biological women are having penises attached and biological men are having them cut off.

Go figure.

And, just look at his eyes. You can tell he's off.

He's not off, he's British.