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    Quote Originally Posted by carolina73 View Post
    What do you get when you cross Ted Kennedy with Harry Potter?


    Chappaquidditch
    What do you call the love child of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky?

    Micheal Moore

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterVeritis View Post
    I have a functioning brain.
    My legs are functioning well too. I managed to outrun my first wife in the 440.

    Actually she wasn't that motivated so I fixed it by dangling a carrot in front of her face
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    What do you call the love child of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky?

    Micheal Moore

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    Micheal Moore went gay for the remake of Pee Wees Big Adventure.

    Why , you ask ?

    Because he really was Pee Wees Big Adventure. Big gay adventure, that is.
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    Worst foursome in golf history


    1. Stormy Daniels
    2. O. J. Simpson
    3. Ted Kennedy
    4. Bill Clinton

    Why? You ask

    1. Stormy is a hooker.
    2. O. J. is a slicer.
    3. Ted can't drive over water, and
    4. Bill can't remember which hole he played last.
    Let's go Brandon !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by carolina73 View Post
    LOL. Times change. Now the churches want a financial trail of donations if you want to baptize the children or get married. You can mail it is but put in in your pre-printed envelope.
    Oh, horse$#@!. None of the many churches I went to knew a thing about what I gave. I was never asked either. No one has to give money to baptize or marry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FindersKeepers View Post
    I have a protestant friend who married a Catholic man, and she had to have her former marriage annulled before they could get married. She was slightly upset at first, because she has three children from her first marriage and she was worried how her children would feel about that.

    I wasn't even aware the Church would annul a marriage like that--especially since she and her former husband weren't even Catholic. But, they did. Now, she's very happily married to a pretty nice guy.

    Catholics were obviously thinking ahead and put something in place for their members. I don't think the Southern Baptist Church has any such provision, so those folks I fear are going straight to hell upon expiration. If they're literalists, that is.
    Marriage outside the church is not recognized. Why would she have to get an annulment?

    My wife and I were married at a civil wedding. The Church still doesn't recognize our marriage. (We don't care.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterVeritis View Post
    When a group of Christian believers becomes a business then it is no longer a church, is it?
    What business?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cotton1 View Post
    You do understand that most wars ever fought were in the name of religion don't you ?
    And?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterVeritis View Post
    Why would a real god need to be served?
    He doesn't have to explain that. He offers eternal salvation. We should give him something in return.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterVeritis View Post
    I would be suspicious of any god who required service.
    Why?
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