When I was eight years old I saw the movies Treasure Island and Captain Blood. I knew from watching these movies I was not a little boy, I was actually a pirate. I went around singing "Yo Ho Ho" and saying "Arrrrrr" before each sentence. No one could convince me I was not a real pirate.
Fortunately, my parents were not woke and did not immediately schedule me for surgery to remove one eye and fit me with a peg leg.
Thanks Dad
Thanks Mom
Disclaimer: The above narrative is not actually true. It was to point out the lunacy of today's woke parents gender realignment surgery and drug therapy for their 5 and 6 year old children.