I am a gardener although I must admit, it's starting to lose the charm and challenge I have come to love. Too much shade, too small an area, critters galore, fungi for both squash and toms. Despite all that I had a great year in 2019 producing way more produce than I thought possible. But that was the beginning of the end for my now 12-13 year old Square Foot Gardening soil. And this year is not good.
But I still try to defend it from the critters including my nemesis, the gopher. Well different, gophers over the years as well as defending my bird feeder from squirrels and chipmunks .
In fact I took a pause from writing this to go shoot a chippy out of the tree the bird feeder is on. But the other day I almost had my caddy shack nemesis. I've tried live traps, fences, repellants ( some of which appear to attract them, LOL) Tried rat traps to scare them away. None of it works for a whole season. This one so far has mostly stuck to cabbage but last year his grand daddy took to squash as well.
So a few days ago the opportunity arose. There was the little devil digging out a hole under our out building that I had filled. I opened the door and he did not startle. I fired and was sure I'd made a good shot, but no dead or injured wood chuck.
I'm not shooting real rifles here but rather a spring gun, with more pop than the bee bee guns of my youth. So I went out to look and there was the pellet buried in the frame of the building right where he had been. He must of instinctively ducked just as I shot. A few nights later he walked right through my repellant and chewed up a half a cabbage head. So the battle rages on! As I discovered the cabbage an old familiar tune played in my head.
"I'm alright, nobody worry bout me"