George Washington, Bill Clinton and King Charles III are on a cruise ship that is sinking.
George stands up and says "AS THE FATHER OF THE UNITED STATES I SAY ALL WOMEN FIRST ON THE LIFEBOATS!"
Charles rises and states "AS MONARCH OF THE UNITED KINGDOM I SAY SCREW ALL THE WOMEN!"
Billy Jeff gets up and whispers to Charles "Charles, I don't think we have enough time for that!"