Back in the days when my then step kids at least pretented to love me my stepson entered the Soap Box Derby. I worked on those two chunks of wood for 3 days so one could be my backup car.
I also made his display for our race
Cars that were aptly named "Jeff Flash" and the other was named "Gordon".
I had a model of the GY Blimp suspended in the air ( as if by magic)
We won Best Display and 3rd in the race.
For that memorable and very special evening we were the Baddest Ass mfers on the planet (and even the Secular World)
Deep joke " secular vs racing. Oh I get it. "Speed on mfer, Hell isn't half full yet"