We should have another thread about misheard song lyrics - "mondegreens", as they're called. There have been some classics...like, "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy" (Jimi Hendrix - and I read that he actually sang it that way occasionally because he thought it was funny) and "There's a bathroom on the right" (CCR). For many years I couldn't figure out why the Steve Miller Band was singing about a "big hotel with a light on". And you'll never convince me that Technotronic is singing "Get your booty on the dance floor" when it sounds exactly like they're saying "Get your booty on the bus now". I could also tell my story, for the benefit of those who haven't heard it, of the time a mondegreen almost killed me.